[masterofweirdness]

OOC: To be picky, I'd like it if you'd use proper grammar, including caps were they should be. And since I have a feeling Elf ain't gonna post for a while (haven't seen him on chat all day) I'll go ahead with another one. Oh, one more thing, Farseer, I mentioned where in the same squad, if you don't want that now, it will be fixed later. Right now I'll introduce my Ork.

Horn was angry. His nob had just made him lug up all his armor instead of getting it himself, since he was smarter than Horn, he had one the arguement with the words "I'm bigger 'an you! If yous don't do 'as I says, den I'll stomp your gob real good!"

So Horn was now lagging behind missing a good fight against da 'umies.

He finally got to the fight and started blasting with his gun away and laughing while doing so.

But those dumb 'umies had to fight back. They shot at him with their bright lights and burned him. He cursed in orkish and fired at the 'umies aiming at him, when they stopped moving his charged foward with a loud "WAAAAGGGH!" shooting his gun at anything that moved.

He finally came close enough to use his knife. It was from a space marine he had killed some time ago, and was proud of it, he still kept the helmet for when he began a nob.

He started killing guardsmen left at right, it was fun, he thought, killing guardsmen, and it relaxed him too, like a nice massage would a human.