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Originally Posted by hairyyahoo  q) how many slaneesh cultists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a) just 2, but don't ask me how they got in there. |
That, my friend, is good!
So a Blood Angel and a Plague Marine are lying near each other on the battlefield, near death. For lack of being able to kill each other, they take up complaining. The Blood Angel starts off with, "I am so angry! My Primarch was brutally killed by sorcerous powers and my blood screams for vengeance! Now I'm about to die and the universe isn't rid of you traitors!"
The Plague Marine responds, "Hey! You're not the only angry one in this universe!"
The Blood Angel asks, "What's eating you?"
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