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Rogue_Banana · 02-17-2007

urrggghhh...the words 'commercial' 'slaanesh' and 'are you ready' just made me think about a different kind of commercial.

Enough about that.

I'm thinkin one of those infomercials for demonic wargear.
"I just know you're going to love the Manreaper. But wait! If you order in the next 7 minutes, we'll include a cookbook describing 1,001 to flay human souls FOR FREE. But thats not all, we'll also include possesion from a daemon of Nurgle at no additional charge! Even if you don't like the manreaper, send it back in our pre-paid envelope and get all your money returned to you the next day. But keep the cookbook and daemonic possesion as our gift to you. just call 7-777-7777 and let those worshippers of the Corpse God fry!"

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Rogue_Banana Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virgo Supercluster Posts: 106 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	urrggghhh...the words 'commercial' 'slaanesh' and 'are you ready' just made me think about a different kind of commercial. Enough about that. I'm thinkin one of those infomercials for demonic wargear. "I just know you're going to love the Manreaper. But wait! If you order in the next 7 minutes, we'll include a cookbook describing 1,001 to flay human souls FOR FREE. But thats not all, we'll also include possesion from a daemon of Nurgle at no additional charge! Even if you don't like the manreaper, send it back in our pre-paid envelope and get all your money returned to you the next day. But keep the cookbook and daemonic possesion as our gift to you. just call 7-777-7777 and let those worshippers of the Corpse God fry!" __________________ Any old saying looks more profound when written in italics "Forty thousand what? Forty thousand ways to never meet a girl?" "Never engage Satan in a knife-fight. Those hands do more than just fiddle, you know." Free demos for Dawn of War II on this site!