[Ork warlord 'Waazzza']

The ork got back up and began looking around for some sort of choppa, then found a huge poll...an then... he swung the poll into a guards man's head, then
reaching for it a bottle smacked him in the, he turned around to see a ratling.
"OI!!!!!"
he reached an grabbed the 'rat' and SMASHED THE CRAP out of it.
"He he he" the ork grinned "Dat was funny".
Then he sore a SQUIG!!!
"Oh fu-" the squig jumped on him riping he's ear off.. "DAT HURT YOU," and then made a huge mess on the wall with the squig...