Not sure if this is what you meant, but it always cracks my opponent up.
I haven't written any fluff for my guard yet. So, right now for names I tend to just name them after whatever equipment they have or what action they're performing. Here are some examples :
Sergeant Whitehair (he has white hair)
Private Chuck (he's chucking a grenade)
Commissar Gun (he has a gun...)
Commissar Swordfist (he has a sword and a power fist)
Sergeant Old (he has gray hair)
Sergeant Point (he has an arm from the HWT sprue that is pointing)
Colonel Crouch (he's crouching)
General D***fist (it just sounded funny)
Private Shoot (he's shooting his lasgun)
That's what I can remember. I also name my Dawn of War color schemes wierd stuff. I have a Tau scheme called "Tauriffic". Always seems to get a laugh. |