Here's one...
Kids, are you tired of your scrawny, normal body? Have you dreamed of being able to demolish cars with a mere thought?
Dream no longer, because now there is "Kiddienought", yes friends, a kid sized sarcophogi of destruction. The set up is easy, we stuff you into it and your good to go! Now, for a limited time offer, you'll get for only 3 easy payments of $33.33 Note: once installed, you may be in there for eternity;we take no responsibility for any injury done as a result of insanity
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