[Spartan-11755]

- When your'e chaplain tells you to polish his amrour super shiny
- You use melted down Necrons to give it " that shiny glow" from da shiny boyz
- When your'e newset recruit complains he's tired
- When a commisinar ( sp?) is assinged to ure chapter as work experiece
- When you result to using kiddy's playdough as plastic explosive
- When you get given a Plasma gun
- When you are launched in a drop pod with orders to clense a planet, and you are the first down.
- When you run out of Emperor's names to forsake.
- When there's no more codex to ignore.
- When you suffer the harshest disipline imaginable... Not allowed attend one days bolter drill or prayer service. (won't someone please think of the children)
-When Brother Jones starts acting strangely...
-When you start sneezing on the wall, leaving three circles in a strange triangular pattern.
-When you're an assault marine without a jump pack... in a rhino...
-When dirt tastes better than the barracks food...

-When you realize thats not the sound of that promised rhino, but a large amount of chainaxes coming your way(... and you move just in time to dodge that smoking wheel as it come flying to the ground)
-When ure bolter malfucntions
-When your chaplain after abondaning him returns from battle coated in blood
-When he starts giving you a menacing look
-When you warn the rest of the men who are waiting for the loo they is about to be an attack by chaos so you can take a leak and realize the toilet.......is a crater :O
-when you return to your room in the fortress monistary and find an inquisitor rumaging through your underwear draw
-when the inquisitor senses heretics and his gase slowly turns to you
-When they give you the low velocity exploding rounds, instead of the high velocity armor peircing rounds you asked for...or vice versa.
-You lose your bolter and have to reinscribe the litanies of faith into a new one.
-When a resident Apothecary removes your geneseed before giving you the Emperor's Mercy.
-You turn on your powerfist while holding the Chapter Banner.
-You need to assault a tree-line and reach for your frags but realize that noone uses them.
-you scratch what used to be your arse but then you remember that your wearing a powerfist

-When you realized that the black armored marine behind you is NOT a Black Templar, and that those charging Dark Angels in front of you look rather ticked off. No... More like murderously enraged to the point of homicidal
-When you're stationed on an ice planet and only realise after five mugs of hot chocolate that your crotch plate is stuck
-When your autofiltration system fails to filter fluid before it brings it back up for you to drink
-When you realize that statue you've been poking with your chainsword is atually a sleeping Necron Lord... Who's just woke up and looks rather
-When you realise that your the Emperor is almost dead, your Primarch is dead, and that missile heading towards you means that you will be too in
-When you see three little red lights on your chest, and can see a Tau Skyray in the distance
-When you realise it wasn't Gene-seed the Apothocary just chopped off
-when you get your first puff and your like "whoa cant we all just be friends?" as you stick a daffodil into a khornate champion's boltpi
-When your jetbike runs out of fuel
-When your suit springs a leak
-When your battle barge really is.....a barge
-When Imperial Guard seem so small in compariosn to ureself
-When You find ureself treading on imperial guard
-When the game of peak a boo with a refugee turns into something a little more......explosive
-When the rules take no prisoners does no longer apply
-When you are hit by a lance strike
-When an exterminatus is called and you were left behind all because you needed a sprinkle
-When gas mask dont protect from virus bombs
-When your power sword really runs on wind

-When you find out that those Emporeres Children that you lent all your tanks aint on realy with the Emporer. ANd you hear the sound of a land raider start
-When your told your being attached to a Devastator squad, and you get stuck with a Plasma Cannon.
-when it looks like the next re-write of your codex is gonna SUCK
-When you've just rent the bed again.
-When (Blood Angels) you actually use your Bolter.
-When you find you're fighting nids...again.
-When that damn Necron keeps getting up.
-When a Tau fish boy messed up your armour's shine with his blood.
-When you get bored massacring traitors.
-When you find out that the thing on your neck has grown teeth and starts to talk while an Inquisitor is standing next to you.
-When you get misdropped into the middle of a tyranid hive, especially if your a scout
-when you wake up interrred in a Dread and realize it's not live...it's memorex

-When you realise all you grenades given to ur squad mysteriously have no pins
-when facing a tyranid hoard you reach for your trusty bolter, aim it carefully and fire, only to have a little stick pop out of the barrel and a small flag that says "BANG!" unroll
-When you find out in order to cut cost the imperium is changing there manufacturerers to ACME
-When your piloting a thunderhawk gunship, and forget to check the fuel l
-when you are put on landspeeder duty
-When your drop pod lands on the roof of a very tall building and you disembark to stare at the 'crotch' of a heretic Reaver titan...(it was a bad day to be in the Wolf
-When you paint your armour black and get excommunicated
When you're in a drop pod and the marine next to you is playing Boyzone to get "pumped"
-When the Techmarine keeps tutting at your armour
-When an Inquisitor asks for help "cleansing" a daemon world
-When Orks start aiming

-when you realize that the Space Marines arent all that the books make them out to be.
-When you step outa your rhino and into something that isn't dog ****
-When your on a hive world, and you wake up to see a rather large, not very friendly, mutated bunny
-having your Grey Knights brothers playing the Ghost Busters theme song as there battle field music
-When you see that the inside of the Rhino your riding in has fuzzy dice and crushed velvet headliner


There all condensed I feel better now.