way back in the days of 2nd ed i was a member of a club who met every sunday, and there was this guy who said that he'd never lost a game of 40k in his life. so i told him to put his money where his mouth was and we arranged a game, his chaos army lead by none other than abaddon versus my imperial guard.
second turn he decides that it would be a tactically sound idea to teleport abby and his terminator homies down in front of my entire army
and shoot instead of charge! my next turn the entire squad disappears under a mountain of lasgun fire and a whole hill full of heavy weapons. the rest of his army followed suit the turn after that. he conseeded the game on his turn 4 with only a champ on a juggernaught on his last wound remaining.
that was a good day to be in the guard
