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Inquisitor Rosenadel · 11-10-2007

I voted Nurgle, and I'll tell ya why: Nurgle loves you.

Khorne would give less than a rat's arse for you. If you die, he says, "What a waste. I could use more blood, and you only managed to take 3245934672347680 skulls before you died. I took the square of that when I was 12. At least you gave yours, too." If you die, it's just another trophy supporting his throne. Another brick in the wall, so to speak.

If you go for Tzeentch, you're a tool. Tzeentch will let you in on his plan, but only your part of it. His grand plan is far too big for you to realise, which means that your head will explode if you figure it out, or you'll just be a tool the rest of your sorry life, which will be quite sorry given that you're a corrupted Space Marine that is technically immortal.

Slaanesh will seduce you and just when you think she's really into you, it turns out it's a he and you have a ball gag in your mouth with no clothes on. And then "it" turns on some crappy music to "heighten your senses" and "take you to infinity and beyond". Once you let it do that, you're emotionally dependent and you'll always want the same except harder, louder, and faster. It's a vicious cycle.

Nurgle is like a kindly Grandfather and the Godfather melded into one. He love you, and he'll take care of you. You are like his child. If someone tries to give you any guff, Papa Nurgle will call in Tony and the rest of the family and they'll shank the person that tried to pick a fight. Papa Nurgle is also non-discriminatory! Don't matter who you are: he will accept you into the fold and give you his gifts of plague and rot. And it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Nurgle would also win a fight between it and the rest of the Chaos gods: after Khorne kills everything, Nurgle takes over and Khorne is unemployed. If Tzeentch tries a sneaky plan, Nurgle don't care: things will just keep on rotting until Tzeentch itself does! And Slaanesh can try and try to whisper it's temptations in the ears of mortals, but if their ears or minds rot away, then Slaanesh has no more power.

In conclusion, while the other Chaos deities may be bullies, weirdos, or sexual harassers, Papa Nrugle will take care of you. All you gotta do for him is spread the word of plague! So please, think of the children. Do it for them. Join Nurgle.

And as an admin, I think I should say that you can only bump a thread at most once every day or so, not after one hour of no one responding. People will vote, fear not. Just give it time.

11-10-2007	#45 (permalink)
Inquisitor Rosenadel Extremis Diabolus Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in the shadows Posts: 1,277 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 55 Thanked 24 Times in 21 Posts	I voted Nurgle, and I'll tell ya why: Nurgle loves you. Khorne would give less than a rat's arse for you. If you die, he says, "What a waste. I could use more blood, and you only managed to take 3245934672347680 skulls before you died. I took the square of that when I was 12. At least you gave yours, too." If you die, it's just another trophy supporting his throne. Another brick in the wall, so to speak. If you go for Tzeentch, you're a tool. Tzeentch will let you in on his plan, but only your part of it. His grand plan is far too big for you to realise, which means that your head will explode if you figure it out, or you'll just be a tool the rest of your sorry life, which will be quite sorry given that you're a corrupted Space Marine that is technically immortal. Slaanesh will seduce you and just when you think she's really into you, it turns out it's a he and you have a ball gag in your mouth with no clothes on. And then "it" turns on some crappy music to "heighten your senses" and "take you to infinity and beyond". Once you let it do that, you're emotionally dependent and you'll always want the same except harder, louder, and faster. It's a vicious cycle. Nurgle is like a kindly Grandfather and the Godfather melded into one. He love you, and he'll take care of you. You are like his child. If someone tries to give you any guff, Papa Nurgle will call in Tony and the rest of the family and they'll shank the person that tried to pick a fight. Papa Nurgle is also non-discriminatory! Don't matter who you are: he will accept you into the fold and give you his gifts of plague and rot. And it's the gift that keeps on giving. Nurgle would also win a fight between it and the rest of the Chaos gods: after Khorne kills everything, Nurgle takes over and Khorne is unemployed. If Tzeentch tries a sneaky plan, Nurgle don't care: things will just keep on rotting until Tzeentch itself does! And Slaanesh can try and try to whisper it's temptations in the ears of mortals, but if their ears or minds rot away, then Slaanesh has no more power. In conclusion, while the other Chaos deities may be bullies, weirdos, or sexual harassers, Papa Nrugle will take care of you. All you gotta do for him is spread the word of plague! So please, think of the children. Do it for them. Join Nurgle. And as an admin, I think I should say that you can only bump a thread at most once every day or so, not after one hour of no one responding. People will vote, fear not. Just give it time. __________________ Lord of Fluff and Blood Angels Herald of Nurgle "I wield my power with the Emperor's Authority. Those who would say that I am 'radical' merely have minds too small and impotent to realize all the weapons at their disposal. Do not question my methods on account of these so-called 'Puritans'." -Inquisitor Mathias Rosenadel Last edited by Inquisitor Rosenadel; 11-10-2007 at 09:00 AM.