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Guard Master · 11-22-2006

(you have probably heard some of these before but Oh well...)

-Things Guardsmen don't want to hear

**Commisar**
-My gun isn't working properly, but how can i be sure*looks at you*
-Guns are for wusses's CHARGE!

**Sergeant**
-Whats a Lictor? Some kind of demonic toungue?
-Whatever a summary execution is the commisar says we can each have one

**General**
-Good news the Space marines are here and the Alpha legion will relieve us shortly
-Necrons! pah lets shoot them
-Stop dying you cowards!!
-Looks like brown pants time......... I mean everythings fine.
-Ha! Planet killer how arrogant do you have to be to call a ship that?

Q.Whats a Bloodthirsters favourite cereal?
A.Khorne Flakes

Q.What do you get if you shoot a lasgun at a Space wolf?
A.A hot dog

When you choke a smurf what colour does he turn??

How many Eldar does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 but only if he took the path of the Lightbulb changer

How many farseers does it take to change a lightbulb
Doesn't matter we'll all be dead in a millenia anyway.

How many guardsmen does it take to change a Lightbulb
200. 1 to change the bulb 199to die trying

How many Tau does it take to change a Lightbulb
2 Earth Caste to change the bulb and 1 Ethereal to make sure the bulb is working for the Greater Good

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Guard Master Primer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Dunedin, Nz Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Random 40K jokes (you have probably heard some of these before but Oh well...) -Things Guardsmen don't want to hear Commisar -My gun isn't working properly, but how can i be surelooks at you -Guns are for wusses's CHARGE! Sergeant -Whats a Lictor? Some kind of demonic toungue? -Whatever a summary execution is the commisar says we can each have one General -Good news the Space marines are here and the Alpha legion will relieve us shortly -Necrons! pah lets shoot them -Stop dying you cowards!! -Looks like brown pants time......... I mean everythings fine. -Ha! Planet killer how arrogant do you have to be to call a ship that? Q.Whats a Bloodthirsters favourite cereal? A.Khorne Flakes Q.What do you get if you shoot a lasgun at a Space wolf? A.A hot dog When you choke a smurf what colour does he turn?? How many Eldar does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 but only if he took the path of the Lightbulb changer How many farseers does it take to change a lightbulb Doesn't matter we'll all be dead in a millenia anyway. How many guardsmen does it take to change a Lightbulb 200. 1 to change the bulb 199to die trying How many Tau does it take to change a Lightbulb 2 Earth Caste to change the bulb and 1 Ethereal to make sure the bulb is working for the Greater Good __________________ "There is no such thing as innocence, merely various degrees of Guilt!!!!