New from 'Imperial Comissariat Toys' is the Steel Legion Commissar costume!
Is that family of orks down the street giving you problems? Un-ruly neighbors dog shatting on your lawn? Or does your kid just like to be the Hall Monitor in class, or maybe is overly fond of starching his school uniform and bellowing out rules like 'DON'T CUT IN LINE?'
Then worry not! Comissariat Toys, Inc. has the perfect gift for the possibly demented fanatic! Comes with a 'my first chainsword' crafted from the finest forges in Taiwan, and guaranteed to slice through bone and all dissent to the God-Emperors Light, or we'll pay the attorney and doctors fee!
And, perhaps little Johnny is crying to mommy about not havign his right arm anymore? Silence the blubbering baby and his family, Commissar style with the Ibram Gaunt edition of 'Little Comissars First Bolt Pistol'! Guaranteed to spew the divine wrath of the Emperor to the delight of the whole family, and now with sounds effects to add to the pathetic screams of the dieing heretics!
Wow... I'm disturbed at myself now.. |