One of my buddies has a girlfriend who has earned the title, "The Great Destroyer." She's pretty clumsy, and lhas accidentally caused usall (but mostly him) much model grief.
She has damaged one of my sentinels, and one of my basilisks, one clubmember's assault marines, and another guy's Daemon Prince.
One top of this, she has broken her boyfriend's Nightbringer (the left arm is just plain missing, and actually destroyed dice.
Her greatest accomplishment, however was the heat damage she visited upon his entire Necron army. Before the two of them went on vacation last summer, she left his army in the back window of her car. the poor guys in the top foam tray (scarab swarms and flayed ones), now have bases melted so that opposite sides almost touch
