Before you state that I got this off the web, I did not. I created it myself, though I have now discovered that several other people have done the same. As the Chapters DIY states, 'Nothing is original'. Enjoy
We first state that girls cost time & money
Girls=Time x Money
And, since ‘Time is Money’
Girls=(Money)
²
We know that ‘Money is the root of all evil’, so…
Girls=([Evil])
²
So, we are forced to conclude that…
Girls=Evil.
NOTE: [x] is equal to the square root of x.
P.S. I now await the severe beating to be given by Stitch.