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Battle-Ranch · 03-26-2008

I'm having a bad Day at work so i thought I'd share with you all just how i got my name.

Flash back to the summer of 2006, I'm a plucky young Private new to The army. I'm just back form basic training when one day my Master jack (master Corporal) comes up and asks if i want to go camping with some of our Squadron mates and his College friends. I jump at the chance and Eagerly Await the weekend of Drinking and sports. So when i get to my master jack's house i find out all his college friends are girls... AND THEY'RE ALL HOT!!! Now I'm a shy guy by nature and don't say much as we head out to the camp sight. I'm sitting beside this adorable girl named Carmen and if anyone doesn't think she's cute they're crazy.

We arrive at the Camp sight and crack out first beers. i set up my tent and lawn Chair and settle in around the fire. by 2300 Everyone is alittle drunk and i go to relieve myself. when i get back i hear Carmen say "... Battlestar Galactica..." I think to myself "good lord, if she likes BSG surely we'll have more in common!" So i blunt out " ilove Battlestar Galactica!" and everyone laughs at me. a friend of mine goes on to explain that they were talking about how BSG is the nerdiest show on tv and how people who watch usually do so with their moms. ouch

So the next day we played abunch of Sports and drank somemore and I BBQ'd a bunch of Steaks and lobster and other stuff for people. at about 5 it started to rain and we went into a cook house and played some Drinking games. One game was see who could chug the most beers without throwing up in 2 minutes (hey I'm in the army its what we do). I thought this was a sure fire way to impress Carmen. As i closed my eyes and downed my 3rd beer i reach out for my 4th and someone handed my a bottle of creamy Ranch salad dressing. i don't even think about it and chug it, all of it. seconds later i'm bound for the door. Into the cold rain as i throw up all over the side of my Master-Jacks new car. everyone Cheered for me as i got back inside. and my Master-Jack Nicknamed me Battle-Ranch and its stuck to me ever since.

I know lame story but hey, I'm bored

03-26-2008	#1 (permalink)
Battle-Ranch Corporal Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 235 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 21 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Ballad Of Battle-ranch I'm having a bad Day at work so i thought I'd share with you all just how i got my name. Flash back to the summer of 2006, I'm a plucky young Private new to The army. I'm just back form basic training when one day my Master jack (master Corporal) comes up and asks if i want to go camping with some of our Squadron mates and his College friends. I jump at the chance and Eagerly Await the weekend of Drinking and sports. So when i get to my master jack's house i find out all his college friends are girls... AND THEY'RE ALL HOT!!! Now I'm a shy guy by nature and don't say much as we head out to the camp sight. I'm sitting beside this adorable girl named Carmen and if anyone doesn't think she's cute they're crazy. We arrive at the Camp sight and crack out first beers. i set up my tent and lawn Chair and settle in around the fire. by 2300 Everyone is alittle drunk and i go to relieve myself. when i get back i hear Carmen say "... Battlestar Galactica..." I think to myself "good lord, if she likes BSG surely we'll have more in common!" So i blunt out " ilove Battlestar Galactica!" and everyone laughs at me. a friend of mine goes on to explain that they were talking about how BSG is the nerdiest show on tv and how people who watch usually do so with their moms. ouch So the next day we played abunch of Sports and drank somemore and I BBQ'd a bunch of Steaks and lobster and other stuff for people. at about 5 it started to rain and we went into a cook house and played some Drinking games. One game was see who could chug the most beers without throwing up in 2 minutes (hey I'm in the army its what we do). I thought this was a sure fire way to impress Carmen. As i closed my eyes and downed my 3rd beer i reach out for my 4th and someone handed my a bottle of creamy Ranch salad dressing. i don't even think about it and chug it, all of it. seconds later i'm bound for the door. Into the cold rain as i throw up all over the side of my Master-Jacks new car. everyone Cheered for me as i got back inside. and my Master-Jack Nicknamed me Battle-Ranch and its stuck to me ever since. I know lame story but hey, I'm bored __________________