The Orcs who could not siege...

[CHIAPETOFDOOM]

Once apon a time there were a little over a hundred orcs. These orcs were special. They were known as Uruk Hai. They were buffer and bigger then the smaller runtier orcs. They decided that they needed to do something important.

So they went of in search of some folk to massacre, which is what orcs do when their bored.

The Uruks came upon the Human lands, which were full of grassy plains and offered few obsticals for their massive wall of green. The oomies fought with their swordsmen and horsies and even ran over some orcsies but the Uruk Hai were too many, and there was much burnt and pillaged.

The Uruks came to the Elven lands and found many strong trees. The elves did not like the Uruk Hai in their forrests and began to shoot them with pokey arrows for, when your an elf, adding green to your already frickin pure green forrest doesn't make you any happier. Especially since elves are into fashion and what looks nice. Thus the Uruks became angry and there was much burnt and pillaged.

Then the Uruks came to the Dwarf lands of Squat Comando. The dwarves had no trees or wood to burn and offered only large stone walls. The Uruk Hai would climb up and destroy these short little people! They were especially drunk and annoying! But alas, they found that they had only bought two siege ladders from Games Workshop. It is hard indeed to get a hundred Uruk Hai up two ladders. This is the end of my story.

The moral of this crappy story, if you have read this far, and if you play Lord of The Rings is if your friend presents you with a castle, before you say cool lets play, make sure your troops have more than two siege ladders. (unless this is a small castle.)

[infiniti]

good point but also remember to bring the seige ladders when you go to the castle. Doh!

[Azalar]

Or Just take lots of Heavy Equipment and lots of stuff to batter his stone walls down!
Praise The White Hand!