40k in Grammar school - 40K Terra

Petey1016 · 12-11-2007

i found this on 40k online and thought it was hilarious.

Cited from 40k Online:

SOme of my favs:

40k in Grade School

"No, Ahriman, you can't go to the Library for extra credit. Mr. Vect, stop messing about with that gas tap before you blow us all sky-high, and Thraka, please put Mr. Yarrick down. That's the third time I've had to ask you to stop that. See me after the class."

"Now does anyone know the answer to the question? Anyone else apart from Ulthran? Mr Guilliman, perhaps you can stop scribbling in your notebook and tell us the answer..."

Mr Russ Mr Jonson stop bickering right now or you'll both get detention.

MR.INQUISITOR!!! YOU JUST PURGED THE TRASHCAN!!! it was dirty miss cwaboppoweasker I am just dissapointed in you, the custodian was gonna come in a minute. i couldn't hewp it, miss cwaboppowe...

Typhus, for the last time, there are showers in the locker room for a reason. If you never wash up you're going to get a fungus or something.

Fuegan, turn that bunsen burner down. Everybody else has there's at a reasonable length, why do you always have to have the bigger flame?

Miss Zar, please stop that awful screeching! This is choir class, not the zoo!

Now that you have made the first incision... Good heavens Kharn, what are you doing to that frog?!

Leman, you need to get your hair cut, it's longer than the school dress code allows. Don't you bare your fangs at me, son!

I don't care what you say, Aun'shi, but cheating on the test is not "for the Greater Good."

No, Emperor, you may not go to the bathroom. I swear child, you already practically live in there!

No, Ghazkull, you may not "squash da 'umies." And for the record, it's "squash the humans."

Farsight! Look what you've done now, you've killed the Ethereal? That's time out for you, mister! And no starting splinter colonies while in the corner!

Lucius, What are you doing behind that book? Please put the book on your desk like everyone else!

Angron! Do you want that knife confiscated?!

Mr. Abbadon, Please stop saying that your father could have beat Mr. Calgar's father.

Mephiston, please stop writing your name in blood on your worksheets!

Mr. Coteaz, I told you, no more pets at school!

"Cypher, how many times have I told you, no speeches of redemption during Silent Reading time!"

"Ahriman, stop pestering Russ for answers."

"Kharn put down that-- Good God, Fabius, is that your brother?!?!?!"

"Now Farseer, I'm sure Abbaddon was only joking about the claw..."

Sanguinus you come down here off that ceiling right this instant!

Looks like we're going to have to find a seperate room for you, Mr Ulthran, if you can't stop reading people's minds for the answers.

Mr. Fulgrim! Mr. Lucius!!!! In all my years I have never seen anything.......

EUGH! Mr. THraka, did you just eat your own fecal matter.....? "

"You are late again Mr Vulkan."

"Mr Curze, please sign your name as such, and the Gym teacher will not accept you being away from his class again, you need to get out in the sun like everyone else."

"Mr Luther, you answers arent that good, why can't you be like El'Jonson".

"You! stop looking over his shoulder! Oh, sorry Magnus..."

"Mr Russ, I sall not tell you again, do not howl when you know the answer."

Will all students please note the following rules for exams:

1: all farseers, librarians,Tzeentch followers, or psychics of any kind, are not allowed to use said powers.

2: All eldar, the use of wraithbone armor to ask the spirits of its prior users for answers is forbidden.

3: Bolters are not allowed.

4: Silence is a must, emperors children I am looking at you."

Slaanesh what are you doing in that corner!?!?!?!

Mr. Nurgle if you cant stop burping and ****ing we'll have to put you outside.

Dont listen to Tzeentch children he wont give you his pocket money if you kill each other!!!!

There there Emperor Im sure you'll get a girlfriend one day, if not we still have those cloning tanks? (why the Emperor realy made the Primachs)

Mr Machrimus you always go first let some one else have a go

Mr Straken burning the tyranids does not smell better than breakfast

"Mr Creed, if you and Mr Kell do not stop talking in class I will seperate you both."

"Mr Redmaw, how many times have I told you to shave? No I will not accept that wolfen excuse any more."

"Mr Azrael, I saw you and Mr Ezekiel passing notes, is there anything you want to share?"

"No, snow storms created by Rune Priests are not used when considering snow days... especially in July!"

"Will the Tech Marines and Iron Warriors please stop giving wedgies on fellow class mates, and blaming it on the machine God."

"Mr Ahriman, this is the last time I will tell you to stop bothering Mr Cevak for Help..."

"Mr. Pertaubo, please do not get angry at Mr. Dorn because he has the correct answers."

"Will the Harlequin shadowseers please stop casting veil of tears during roll call."

"Will all Death Guard please note that I will no longer accept any tardy slips, or sick notes from "Big Papa Nurgle"."

"Mr. Stern, stop purging your book, its not possessed by Daemons, now sit down or I'll send you to the principle's office."

Would the Word Bearers and Blood Angel Chaplins please stop bickering, everyone has their own opinion on the imperial creed. *executed by Yarrick*

Morning anouncements:

Band practice has been canceled due to an amplifier blowout, thanks to the concert put on by the Slaanesh Metal band.

Congratulations to the Debate team for another victory; Word Bearers keep that undefeated streak going.

Also the Dodge ball game between the Death Company and the Necrons has been canceled, you both just keep getting back up.

I look forward to seeing all of you at the football game tonight, which we will win by a score of 7-3, thank you farseers for that early report.

One last thing Mr. Abbadon, I want to see you in my office immediately, you will not ruin my Pep Rally with your little 13th crusade of beer drinking and “Picking up Chicks”

Mr. Cypher please come out from underneath the table, the Dark Angels are not out to get you.

Ms.Arienal stop asking the dead for the answers to the test.

Mr.Baharroth how could you possibly be so scared, it's just a field trip to Rhana Dandra

Mr.Asurmen stop bragging that you were the first Exarch, your interupting the test

"When we play dodgeball, I don't want the last two participants to be the Emperor and Horus."

Mr Nightbringer, if i've told you once i've told you a million times, leave that scythe at home! You'll have someones eye out with it!

Well ... thank you for joining use today Mr Abbadon! It's good of you to fit us in your busy schedule! These crusades of yours are not helping your tardiness young man.

Mr Coteaz, Mr Horus is not a heratic, his answer is correct.

Mr. Red Terror what are you doing with Billy and the hot sauce bottle?

Abbadon stop making fun of Horous if I remember correctly you and your crusades have not maded it to Terra now have they?

Can some on please tell me if you have seen Mr Russ he have been absent from calls for the last 10 thousand years or so and if you see him he still owes the school for his school pictures

Ouch Mr. Bile that hurt, what did you hittt me withhhhhhhhh

Horus! You put Sanguinius down right this instant!

Mr. Dorn, Emperor, return to your seats immediatly!

Mr Thrakka what did I tell you about eating grots. Dont do it in class unless you brought enough for everyone!

Mr. Ulthran, if you refuse to stop using your powers to cheat on tests, I'm going to have to seat you next to Mr. Pariah

A Dark Angel, Blood Angel, and Space Wolf all walk into a bar. Each one of them orders a drink. The bartender brings them four beers. The Dark Angel looks at his beer and realizes there's a fly in it. He begins to moan about how he is being punished by the Emperor and leaves the bar in shame, pulling his monk's robe around him tighter. Just then the Blood Angel looks down at his tankard.

"What's this?!" he shouts, "There's a fly in my beer?!?!"

He then proceeds to destroy half the bar in bloodthirsty rage (and ruins any chances of getting with the Sisters at table 3).

Finally the Space Wolf looks down at his beer and notices there's fly in his beer too! However, when he magnifies the reception on his bionic eye he sees the little Tyranid wannabe taking a sip of his pint. "Oh, no you don't laddie!" he growls as he grabs the tiny insect.

"Spit it out, spit it out!!!"

An Eldar, a human, and a Tau are in a bathroom during a peace meeting. After finishing their business, the Eldar walks to the water basin and used a tiny amount to clean his hands. He said "After the fall, Eldar were taught to conserve resources."

The Tau walked up and cleaned himself quite thouroughly and said "I am of the Water sect and am here because I am quite receptive to new ideas and make a good diplomat. For the greater good, I must be sure to be clean and presentable."

The human walked right out saying "My dad taught me not to piss on my hands."

Thou Shalt Not ask a Daemonette about her "Special skills". Even if thou'st a Grey Knight. It is not the correct way to test your "Resistance to the Daemonic".

EDIT: spelling mistakes corrected i think.

wolfpack · 12-11-2007

Hillarious...LMAO...ROTF...PMP...(almost)

Rellik · 12-11-2007

lol that was pretty good.

TheKiller333 · 12-11-2007

Niiiiiiiiceeeeee. +Rep for finding that, I think. =]

DeAd_cOmMaNdO · 12-11-2007

Lol! some of those are actually really good!

Great Find though - Big thanks from me!

my god some of the spelling in that is awful!

Petey1016 · 12-11-2007

as i said not mine but its funny i should really correct all that spelling weelllll maybe tomorrow.

Wakim · 12-11-2007

But.... but those are a bunch of 40k gags put togheter

I thought it`ll be one big fishy thing

lord marcus · 12-11-2007

i loved the one at the end with the grey knight, and the one with the blod angel and the sisters and....

Biadetic · 12-11-2007

lawl, awesome ^^ nice end ones :P

Sir James Bloodfang · 12-11-2007

It was amusing enough but the spelling is horrible. It really put me off.

Captain Slow · 12-11-2007

God I remeber when i First Read these with you. still as good now as they were then.

Dan296 · 12-11-2007

yea some of those are pretty good, others are just like "what?"

Brother Warchild · 12-11-2007

Thats pretty funny. LOL!

Templar Mikeel · 12-11-2007

Funny. Want some more like that?

http://40kterra.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3323

thebarnet · 01-27-2008

nice one petey that was relly funny

Icarus Athrasuriel · 01-27-2008

"Typhus, for the last time, there are showers in the locker room for a reason. If you never wash up you're going to get a fungus or something."

lol. That's going in my signature...though I'll be editing it first...

Spartan2154 · 01-27-2008

"Slaanesh what are you doing in that corner!?!?!?!"

LMAO ROFL LOL

sweet post, lots of fun...
haha

Baron von Lexus · 01-27-2008

That my friend is amazing. I particularly like: Mr Thrakka what did I tell you about eating grots. Dont do it in class unless you brought enough for everyone!

BvL

Torquemada Coteaz · 01-27-2008

I'm in it! yay!

commander brightsword · 05-04-2008

KHARN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT FROG!!!!

Zeb[edee] · 05-15-2008

"An Eldar, a human, and a Tau are in a bathroom during a peace meeting. After finishing their business, the Eldar walks to the water basin and used a tiny amount to clean his hands. He said "After the fall, Eldar were taught to conserve resources."

The Tau walked up and cleaned himself quite thouroughly and said "I am of the Water sect and am here because I am quite receptive to new ideas and make a good diplomat. For the greater good, I must be sure to be clean and presentable."

The human walked right out saying "My dad taught me not to piss on my hands."

I woke my brother up with laughter. Dear god thats immense. Its just the Human at the end, upstart race ftw.

phil · 05-15-2008

haha great stuff

Capitano · 05-23-2008

yes the pissing in the bathroom always makes me laugh

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Petey1016 Corporal Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Leicester, England Posts: 304 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 14 Thanked 16 Times in 7 Posts Blog Entries: 9	40k in Grammar school i found this on 40k online and thought it was hilarious. Cited from 40k Online: SOme of my favs: 40k in Grade School "No, Ahriman, you can't go to the Library for extra credit. Mr. Vect, stop messing about with that gas tap before you blow us all sky-high, and Thraka, please put Mr. Yarrick down. That's the third time I've had to ask you to stop that. See me after the class." "Now does anyone know the answer to the question? Anyone else apart from Ulthran? Mr Guilliman, perhaps you can stop scribbling in your notebook and tell us the answer..." Mr Russ Mr Jonson stop bickering right now or you'll both get detention. MR.INQUISITOR!!! YOU JUST PURGED THE TRASHCAN!!! it was dirty miss cwaboppoweasker I am just dissapointed in you, the custodian was gonna come in a minute. i couldn't hewp it, miss cwaboppowe... Typhus, for the last time, there are showers in the locker room for a reason. If you never wash up you're going to get a fungus or something. Fuegan, turn that bunsen burner down. Everybody else has there's at a reasonable length, why do you always have to have the bigger flame? Miss Zar, please stop that awful screeching! This is choir class, not the zoo! Now that you have made the first incision... Good heavens Kharn, what are you doing to that frog?! Leman, you need to get your hair cut, it's longer than the school dress code allows. Don't you bare your fangs at me, son! I don't care what you say, Aun'shi, but cheating on the test is not "for the Greater Good." No, Emperor, you may not go to the bathroom. I swear child, you already practically live in there! No, Ghazkull, you may not "squash da 'umies." And for the record, it's "squash the humans." Farsight! Look what you've done now, you've killed the Ethereal? That's time out for you, mister! And no starting splinter colonies while in the corner! Lucius, What are you doing behind that book? Please put the book on your desk like everyone else! Angron! Do you want that knife confiscated?! Mr. Abbadon, Please stop saying that your father could have beat Mr. Calgar's father. Mephiston, please stop writing your name in blood on your worksheets! Mr. Coteaz, I told you, no more pets at school! "Cypher, how many times have I told you, no speeches of redemption during Silent Reading time!" "Ahriman, stop pestering Russ for answers." "Kharn put down that-- Good God, Fabius, is that your brother?!?!?!" "Now Farseer, I'm sure Abbaddon was only joking about the claw..." Sanguinus you come down here off that ceiling right this instant! Looks like we're going to have to find a seperate room for you, Mr Ulthran, if you can't stop reading people's minds for the answers. Mr. Fulgrim! Mr. Lucius!!!! In all my years I have never seen anything....... EUGH! Mr. THraka, did you just eat your own fecal matter.....? " "You are late again Mr Vulkan." "Mr Curze, please sign your name as such, and the Gym teacher will not accept you being away from his class again, you need to get out in the sun like everyone else." "Mr Luther, you answers arent that good, why can't you be like El'Jonson". "You! stop looking over his shoulder! Oh, sorry Magnus..." "Mr Russ, I sall not tell you again, do not howl when you know the answer." Will all students please note the following rules for exams: 1: all farseers, librarians,Tzeentch followers, or psychics of any kind, are not allowed to use said powers. 2: All eldar, the use of wraithbone armor to ask the spirits of its prior users for answers is forbidden. 3: Bolters are not allowed. 4: Silence is a must, emperors children I am looking at you." Slaanesh what are you doing in that corner!?!?!?! Mr. Nurgle if you cant stop burping and ***ing we'll have to put you outside. Dont listen to Tzeentch children he wont give you his pocket money if you kill each other!!!! There there Emperor Im sure you'll get a girlfriend one day, if not we still have those cloning tanks? (why the Emperor realy made the Primachs) Mr Machrimus you always go first let some one else have a go Mr Straken burning the tyranids does not smell better than breakfast "Mr Creed, if you and Mr Kell do not stop talking in class I will seperate you both." "Mr Redmaw, how many times have I told you to shave? No I will not accept that wolfen excuse any more." "Mr Azrael, I saw you and Mr Ezekiel passing notes, is there anything you want to share?" "No, snow storms created by Rune Priests are not used when considering snow days... especially in July!" "Will the Tech Marines and Iron Warriors please stop giving wedgies on fellow class mates, and blaming it on the machine God." "Mr Ahriman, this is the last time I will tell you to stop bothering Mr Cevak for Help..." "Mr. Pertaubo, please do not get angry at Mr. Dorn because he has the correct answers." "Will the Harlequin shadowseers please stop casting veil of tears during roll call." "Will all Death Guard please note that I will no longer accept any tardy slips, or sick notes from "Big Papa Nurgle"." "Mr. Stern, stop purging your book, its not possessed by Daemons, now sit down or I'll send you to the principle's office." Would the Word Bearers and Blood Angel Chaplins please stop bickering, everyone has their own opinion on the imperial creed. executed by Yarrick* Morning anouncements: Band practice has been canceled due to an amplifier blowout, thanks to the concert put on by the Slaanesh Metal band. Congratulations to the Debate team for another victory; Word Bearers keep that undefeated streak going. Also the Dodge ball game between the Death Company and the Necrons has been canceled, you both just keep getting back up. I look forward to seeing all of you at the football game tonight, which we will win by a score of 7-3, thank you farseers for that early report. One last thing Mr. Abbadon, I want to see you in my office immediately, you will not ruin my Pep Rally with your little 13th crusade of beer drinking and “Picking up Chicks” Mr. Cypher please come out from underneath the table, the Dark Angels are not out to get you. Ms.Arienal stop asking the dead for the answers to the test. Mr.Baharroth how could you possibly be so scared, it's just a field trip to Rhana Dandra Mr.Asurmen stop bragging that you were the first Exarch, your interupting the test "When we play dodgeball, I don't want the last two participants to be the Emperor and Horus." Mr Nightbringer, if i've told you once i've told you a million times, leave that scythe at home! You'll have someones eye out with it! Well ... thank you for joining use today Mr Abbadon! It's good of you to fit us in your busy schedule! These crusades of yours are not helping your tardiness young man. Mr Coteaz, Mr Horus is not a heratic, his answer is correct. Mr. Red Terror what are you doing with Billy and the hot sauce bottle? Abbadon stop making fun of Horous if I remember correctly you and your crusades have not maded it to Terra now have they? Can some on please tell me if you have seen Mr Russ he have been absent from calls for the last 10 thousand years or so and if you see him he still owes the school for his school pictures Ouch Mr. Bile that hurt, what did you hittt me withhhhhhhhh Horus! You put Sanguinius down right this instant! Mr. Dorn, Emperor, return to your seats immediatly! Mr Thrakka what did I tell you about eating grots. Dont do it in class unless you brought enough for everyone! Mr. Ulthran, if you refuse to stop using your powers to cheat on tests, I'm going to have to seat you next to Mr. Pariah A Dark Angel, Blood Angel, and Space Wolf all walk into a bar. Each one of them orders a drink. The bartender brings them four beers. The Dark Angel looks at his beer and realizes there's a fly in it. He begins to moan about how he is being punished by the Emperor and leaves the bar in shame, pulling his monk's robe around him tighter. Just then the Blood Angel looks down at his tankard. "What's this?!" he shouts, "There's a fly in my beer?!?!" He then proceeds to destroy half the bar in bloodthirsty rage (and ruins any chances of getting with the Sisters at table 3). Finally the Space Wolf looks down at his beer and notices there's fly in his beer too! However, when he magnifies the reception on his bionic eye he sees the little Tyranid wannabe taking a sip of his pint. "Oh, no you don't laddie!" he growls as he grabs the tiny insect. "Spit it out, spit it out!!!" An Eldar, a human, and a Tau are in a bathroom during a peace meeting. After finishing their business, the Eldar walks to the water basin and used a tiny amount to clean his hands. He said "After the fall, Eldar were taught to conserve resources." The Tau walked up and cleaned himself quite thouroughly and said "I am of the Water sect and am here because I am quite receptive to new ideas and make a good diplomat. For the greater good, I must be sure to be clean and presentable." The human walked right out saying "My dad taught me not to piss on my hands." Thou Shalt Not ask a Daemonette about her "Special skills". Even if thou'st a Grey Knight. It is not the correct way to test your "Resistance to the Daemonic". EDIT: spelling mistakes corrected i think. Last edited by Petey1016; 12-12-2007 at 01:58 AM.

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wolfpack The Great Wolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky Posts: 2,235 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 42 Thanked 69 Times in 53 Posts	Hillarious...LMAO...ROTF...PMP...(almost) __________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand! My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris The 40K Terra Second Company

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Rellik Pancake Madman Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Wichita Kansas, or as we like to call it the dub k Posts: 1,679 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 113 Thanked 161 Times in 120 Posts Blog Entries: 7	lol that was pretty good. __________________ This is Rellik and i approve this message www.myspace.com/makaala_d come on by and visit

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Wakim Lieutenant Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,101 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 71 Times in 56 Posts Blog Entries: 2	But.... but those are a bunch of 40k gags put togheter I thought it`ll be one big fishy thing __________________

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DeAd_cOmMaNdO Conscript Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5 Rep Power: 0 Thanks: 88 Thanked 62 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Lol! some of those are actually really good! Great Find though - Big thanks from me! my god some of the spelling in that is awful!

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Petey1016 Corporal Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Leicester, England Posts: 304 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 14 Thanked 16 Times in 7 Posts Blog Entries: 9	as i said not mine but its funny i should really correct all that spelling weelllll maybe tomorrow.

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Sir James Bloodfang Trooper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Belfast/Maghera(Northern Ireland) Posts: 129 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	It was amusing enough but the spelling is horrible. It really put me off. __________________ "Three things make The Empire great – faith, steel and gunpowder!" - Magnus the Pious

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Captain Slow Corporal Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: THE MOON!!! no seriously. Posts: 411 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 17 Thanked 25 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 6	God I remeber when i First Read these with you. still as good now as they were then. __________________ 40K games W / L / D 17 27 8 Next Game: 500pts Combat patrol Red Scorpions mechanised VS Tau Last Game: 750pts The Scions Of Ares (DA, Mech) VS The Angels Encarmine Result: Loss Reason? If the Death company dreado had not contested in the turn 7, the game would have been a draw Will Photoshop for food!!: "oh look, pretty explosions" Attributed to: Anon

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Dan296 Adeptus Arbrites Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,691 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 14 Thanked 67 Times in 36 Posts	yea some of those are pretty good, others are just like "what?"

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Brother Warchild Lodge Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Fenris-AKA-Olympia Washington Posts: 2,510 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 653 Thanked 261 Times in 199 Posts	Thats pretty funny. LOL!

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thebarnet Trooper Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: leicester Posts: 146 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 5 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Re: 40k in Grammar school nice one petey that was relly funny __________________ Give me a hundred Space Marines Or failing that give me a thousand other troops or failing that one sober pack of space wolfs and and a keg of beer to throw at the enemy

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Icarus Athrasuriel Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Candy Cane Forest of LIES!! Or Glasgow. Posts: 966 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 18 Thanked 34 Times in 19 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Re: 40k in Grammar school "Typhus, for the last time, there are showers in the locker room for a reason. If you never wash up you're going to get a fungus or something." lol. That's going in my signature...though I'll be editing it first... __________________

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Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 249 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 21	Re: 40k in Grammar school "Slaanesh what are you doing in that corner!?!?!?!" LMAO ROFL LOL sweet post, lots of fun... haha __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane.

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Baron von Lexus Kriegsmeister Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ohio, still waiting for a GW Store. Posts: 1,451 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 104 Thanked 119 Times in 88 Posts	Re: 40k in Grammar school That my friend is amazing. I particularly like: Mr Thrakka what did I tell you about eating grots. Dont do it in class unless you brought enough for everyone! BvL __________________ Immer Isenherz! - 501st Death Korps of Krieg Self-Proclaimed Resident Krieg Expert "The Krieg method of war is a measure of thier discipline and thier sacrifice. It demands respect from all - friend and foe alike." -Lord Commander Militant, Segmentum Obscurus Be Professional! Tutorials: Vehicle Camoflauge Weathering WIP Death Korps of Krieg + History of Valdenheim + Krieg Librarium Article

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Zeb[edee] Trooper Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 148 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 5 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Re: 40k in Grammar school "An Eldar, a human, and a Tau are in a bathroom during a peace meeting. After finishing their business, the Eldar walks to the water basin and used a tiny amount to clean his hands. He said "After the fall, Eldar were taught to conserve resources." The Tau walked up and cleaned himself quite thouroughly and said "I am of the Water sect and am here because I am quite receptive to new ideas and make a good diplomat. For the greater good, I must be sure to be clean and presentable." The human walked right out saying "My dad taught me not to piss on my hands." I woke my brother up with laughter. Dear god thats immense. Its just the Human at the end, upstart race ftw. __________________ "World of Warcraft is much like a social life. Everyone finds a better game after a few months."

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phil Corporal Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: washington , UK Posts: 217 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 29 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Re: 40k in Grammar school haha great stuff __________________ 9 DKOK grenadiers 1500pt dark angel army 1000pt imperial guard 3000pt vampire counts (still in box) W/D/L 26/1/3 http://www.myspace.com/phil_hellion

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Capitano Corporal Join Date: May 2008 Location: Burke Co. North Carolina Posts: 201 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 5 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts	Re: 40k in Grammar school yes the pissing in the bathroom always makes me laugh __________________ 40k Armies Space Marine Chapter Ultra Templar: 3,250 Points Chaos Marine Warband Ravers: 2,250 Points T'au Unknown Sept: 1,000 Points