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08-23-2007
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| Adeptus Arbrites    Join Date: Mar 2007
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|  Cool Beads After Sun Moisturizer I know... you are thinking... "GreatWolf, have you gone mad?" Welll DUH! Would I be here if I wasnt? My wife found this. Notice the last ingredient.  That's right! Cool Beads Moisturizer has ULTRAMARINES in it! WHOO-HOO! Now we dont gotta buy them from GamesWorshop anymore!!!  Eat your hearts out ya cheap GW fraks! lol Yeah... guess we showed them... Ahem... 
__________________ I'm not violent in real life; but in a game of 40k I'll rip your spine out through your chest while howling at the moon! "What is a man who does not make the world better." God does not choose the qualified; He qualifies the Chosen. GIVE ME 1,000 SPACE MARINES... Barring that...Give me the FANTASTIC FOUR!!! Or just give me Jessica Alba.  |
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08-23-2007
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| Okay okay... I guess it's not REAL Ultramarines after all... ul·tra·ma·rine (ŭl'trə-mə-rēn') Pronunciation Key n.
__________________ I'm not violent in real life; but in a game of 40k I'll rip your spine out through your chest while howling at the moon! "What is a man who does not make the world better." God does not choose the qualified; He qualifies the Chosen. GIVE ME 1,000 SPACE MARINES... Barring that...Give me the FANTASTIC FOUR!!! Or just give me Jessica Alba. |
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08-23-2007
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| The Great Wolf     Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky
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   | LOL...you ain't right Brah...here have an ale you'll feel better after and then you can get with the moisturizer again...LMAO
__________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand!  My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris  |
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08-23-2007
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| Master Procrastinator    Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As a figment of my own deranged imagination, i don't actually exist anywhere. Or London, UK.
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08-24-2007
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| Lieutenant   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | MAUHUA. What have i been telling you people? The Space Marines are so stupid they put themselves blindly into the Emporer's Sun Moisturizer! (Not that he needs it.)
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08-24-2007
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| Tyrant of Moray  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Eye Of Terror
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Blog Entries: 4 | Do they have to squish them up really small to fit themin the bottle? Perhaps therer is an underground market in stealing Ultramarines from their home planet and rendering them down into suncream making use of the Melanchrome organ in some kind of bizzare chaos based scheme.....!  |
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08-24-2007
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| Confused and Enraged    Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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| Prehaps Pert, prehaps... Then again prehaps someone thought it was funny. 
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08-24-2007
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| Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | Yeah... OH NO! I'VE JUST THOUGHT! Maybe.. the.. Fat Cats.. are in control.. of the Moisturizer industry!
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08-24-2007
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| Tyrant of Moray Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Eye Of Terror
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Blog Entries: 4 | I like the thought of some bored 40k fan guy/gal at their labeling machine having a chuckle to themselves as they print that out - inside jokes are sometimes the best kind |
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08-27-2007
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| Pancake Madman  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Wichita Kansas, or as we like to call it the dub k
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08-27-2007
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| I wonder what happens if you use it. Do you get subconciously summoned to a secret facility where they train you to become an Ultramarine? Space Marines do use chemo-indoctrination, ya know...
__________________   Lord of Fluff and Blood Angels Herald of Nurgle "I wield my power with the Emperor's Authority. Those who would say that I am 'radical' merely have minds too small and impotent to realize all the weapons at their disposal. Do not question my methods on account of these so-called 'Puritans'." -Inquisitor Mathias Rosenadel |
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08-27-2007
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| The Great Wolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky
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| Or do you become the ultimate Smurf fighting machine...??...LMAO
__________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand! My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris |
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08-28-2007
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| Lieutenant  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ireland
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08-28-2007
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| Destruction Manifest  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky
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Blog Entries: 1 | Ultramarines are really good for the skin I hear.
__________________  “Nothing you can lose by dying is half so precious as the readiness to die, which is a man’s charter of nobility.” George Santayana. Last edited by Dragoon King; 08-28-2007 at 10:05 AM. |
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08-28-2007
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| Adeptus Arbrites  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ohio
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Blog Entries: 2 | This looks to be another Chaos plot. They kidnap poor defensless Ultramarines and grind them down so that you can experience the richness that was their life in a fatty paste to coat your skin.
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