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Old 01-20-2008   #1 (permalink)
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I was checking on the Dawn Of War Filefront site for any cool mods, and saw this awesome picture of the day and just had to share it with you:



The caption: Welcome To The Imperial Guard.
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Lol, nice find. A pristine example of the Imperial Guard recruitment video. "We're gonna be blunt with you, 'cos you don't have a choice!"
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ha ha thats pretty funny!
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well, i guess it goes without saying, there screwed!
but that is typical guard, throw enough idots at it and the jobs done.
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Basic training they get handed a rifle told how to use it and other equipment, on completing training they get sent to fight and are told one thing:

"Congratulations you completed your training now off you go and die"

*guardsmens face goes white*

"Im not even joking either"

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thats just like the tatics i usaly use with my IG
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Ah, the joy of being cruel and cold-hearted.
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but its so fun!

Especially when you have an inquistor leading your army...
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why am i suddenly tempted to repaint my guardsmen yellow?
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Because then they'll be uber-fodder! Every Imperial likes that!
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Hey Killer, do you mind if I hi-jack your thread a bit? This was the PotD over at DoWfiles the other day. Sorta' the opposite end of the spectrum when you're talking about the Guard.


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Come on now we all know the backbone of the Empire is the "Guard", after all "Do you want to live forever!!"
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no thats starship troopers scout.
The guard are there to die and every other organisation is there to kill.

great pickies.
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no thats starship troopers scout.
The guard are there to die and every other organisation is there to kill.

great pickies.
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baneblade one was great and first one welcome to the imperial guard you live here and yOU GET F***** somewhere else" we need you
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imperal guard instrution video "this ends for shoting this ends for hitting, now try not to die " the entier imperal guard tatic throw entoth men at it and its bound to die

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