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Old 04-01-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Sounds awfully familiar...
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I wonder how many battles actually go down like that

At least the orks have the excuse that they don`t know better...
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awesome!

like the Baneblade tank commander that throws stones out of the top hatch ignoring his own tank.
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commisare:"chargeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"
guardsmen 1:"but sir thats at lest 1million tytanids?"
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commisare:"any one else want to question my tatics?"
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commisareshots guard 542)"no one else good chargggeee!"
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lol that was pretty funny!
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thank you thank how about this one guard instrution video "welcome to the guard here is ure traning this end of the lasgun is for shoting this one is for hitting,this is a grenade pull the pin and rember to throw it thats it now go and fight in the name of the emeperor and rember try no to die!"
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Wow wakim, just where in the name of god did you get that from! its good!

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i ahve a different caption for it

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how about this "i dont care about the gun tank shock that deamon prince!"
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I have this picture on my wall of fame/shame in my "gaming zone". Never thought to put it up here though since I figured it had been done. Guess not till now.

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how bout!

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