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Old 01-25-2007   #31 (permalink)
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as currencies go fear is a good one. wouldn't know how to clculate the exchange rates though.
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I dunno, I really doubt Chaos marines ask for anything other than a chance to get out of the Eye of Terror for a stretch. I mean come on, some bartender gets uppity and all you need to do is sever his head with a chainsword, and voila! free beer.
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Oh no the only thing chaos marines want is to become Daemon princes and have a planet or three to call home.
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and they get there by eviscerating barmen and drinking themselves daemonic!
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having just been through an accounting course on general accounting, and another one just on intro to merchandise business accounting.
i'd have to say fear / death as a currency will be hard to note in The Books.
"Loss On Trade" account is gonna have a HUGE total
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I also doubt that the enemies of the imperium care that accountants have a hard time keeping up with the cost of the war.

What would a space marine accountant look like I wonder...
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I would have thought accountants would be shot by the Inquisition for being dangerously knowledgeable.
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I can see it now, heretic sues inquisition for loss of reputation.
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I can see it now, heretic sues inquisition for loss of reputation.
Inquisition tortures heretic before executing him.
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What if said heretic was cleared by the board of inquisition of all charges? Sure, they'd probably just execute him anyway just to keep things nice and clean, but its the principle of the thing.

Even better, Ork Lord sues The Nightbringer for destruction of property.
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But in ork terms the Nightbringer is poor because his teeth are relativly small compared to to orks tusks.
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But he could just ask for a massively stompy and noisey...thing...made of necrodermis.
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And don't forget... shiny
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With lots of completely unnecessary smoke and sparks coming from the engine...
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