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Old 08-01-2007   #1 (permalink)
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This is a bit of outrage from a long time ago when the change to the last Chaos codex. They changed the world eaters motto from Burn Maim Kill! to Kill Maim Burn! I am very upset about this. What is the point of killing some one then maiming and burning them. Obviously for maximum pain you Burn Maim Kill! Was I the only person who noticed this.
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Well if it was for max pain, shouldn't it go maim burn kill? Or: During the process of maiming them, burn his body; while they're screaming, kill them.
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it really doesnt matter
minute details. its the fluffy slaanesh people you gotta worry about in the pain factor.
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Well personally I advocate maim(Torture, cut, impale),Burn(In some areas this destroys nerves so it comes after the maiming), kill(self explaining), maim(its great fun)
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As long as we are all in agreement that it is silly to kill before the burning and maiming.
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Yes, unless the killing is carries out by burning the victim to death. A two step process is so much simpler!
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phh...thats the lazy man's road its much more rewarding to get creative, if you know what I mean
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i don't think that its a list to be carried out in any strict order, or indeed onthe same individual. as long as some get killed, some get burned and some get maimed the blood god will be a happy camper.
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yeah but burning don't bleed so you gotta start with the maiming first...while their screaming kill em and then after they bleed out burn what's left to send it straight to hades.
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Burn Maim Kill does sound better; whats the point of burning and maiming someone if their already dead.
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In DOW they scream out Maim, Kill, Burn! That seems to make more sense.
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Well I suppose it would be convienient to burn the body after maiming and killing to hide the evidence.
But most Khorne fanatics would take pride in their handiwork and want to show it to the world.
Perhaps if we excluded the whole burn bit...
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I like the old true and tested...Rape Pillage and Plunder thing myself...but then again we are talking about Chaos marines so the whole rape and pillage thing just doesn't work for them...LOL
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I like the old true and tested...Rape Pillage and Plunder thing myself...but then again we are talking about Chaos marines so the whole rape and pillage thing just doesn't work for them...LOL
True... But.. Can space marines even theoretically rape?
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I'd imagine so, but that it would be...less than healthy for the women/men/children in question. It is not my place to judge you....on second thoughts maybe it is.
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I think they could....but not produce children if they did cause.....if they did make children why wouldn't they?
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Also, since they spit a blinding, corrosive contact poison...hmmm.
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I like the old true and tested...Rape Pillage and Plunder thing myself...but then again we are talking about Chaos marines so the whole rape and pillage thing just doesn't work for them...LOL

Of course you all think the obvious. what he really ment was rape their fields and burn there women.
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Also, since they spit a blinding, corrosive contact poison...hmmm.
I don't think chaos marines would be interested in kissing...maybe they would just because of the poison...world eaters do seem sadistic...

ugh...I don't like were this is head...
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Yeh. Could get messy.

In more way than one
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