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10-17-2007
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| Adeptus Arbrites     Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Oregon
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Blog Entries: 1  |  Longest page of 40K jokes ever. (has Black and white marines on black and white bikes It took too long to highlight all of the text to copy and paste it so here is the link to one the longest 40k joke threads ever. And yes, it even has the Black and white marines on black and white bikes joke.  http://forums.relicnews.com/archive/...p/t-28080.html
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10-17-2007
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|  Some that I actually got a laugh out of; -An inquisitor walks into a bar. ++POST TERMINATED BY AUTHORITY OF THE INQUISITION++ -What's the difference between 10 dead guardsmen and a Leman Russ? I don't have a Leman Russ in my garage... -What is better than winning the gold medal in the servitor olympics? Not being a servitor -What's the difference between a Bolter and a Lasgun? Bolters need safety catches, lasgun's don't. -What do you call a lasgun with a laser sight? Twin Linked. |
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10-18-2007
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| Each Shot Kills Spam (She never misses)    Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Downers Grove IL
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 | Are Black Templars Black marines with white , or white marines with black ? Sorta like, Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes |
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10-22-2007
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| What do you call a lasgun with a laser sight? Twin-linked.  Update- I just saw that somebody else posted this joke so I do apologise.
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10-22-2007
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Blog Entries: 2  | I laughed at quite a few of them Including the "an inquisitor walks into a bar..." and "how many cultists does it take to screw in a lightbulb"
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11-09-2007
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11-09-2007
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Blog Entries: 1 | My favorite is the joke about the Chaplain and Inquisitor (iirc) that go golfing.
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11-12-2007
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Blog Entries: 1 | i would like a naked SoB in my quarters too. i loved the one with the transport pilots. i want to do that.
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11-12-2007
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| 14. Though it is entertaining, thou shalt not wave a fly swatter near the Tyranid fleets. I'm soooo bringing a flyswatter to my game store next time. Theres always someone there playing Tyranids.
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| lol i am supposed to be doing homework so i won't read it all. the poster doesn't seem to like wolfies though :P haha good thread.
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