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Old 03-18-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Default Miles Per Gallon

Ok we all know that with the concern of Petrol going around that it maybe hard to fuel the arms of the Imperium!

So my question is (while looking at the small fuel barrels on my baneblade) how much MPG does the Baneblade get


Im guessing.. 20 gallons to the mile

Thats right it takes 20 gallons to get it to move one mile NOT 20 miles to the gallon

With that in mind how do you move this beast from battle field to battle field?
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Default Re: Miles Per Gallon

i'm guessin those barrels have liquid hydrogen in them and the thing uses fuel cells.
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Didn't fluff say that they're inefficient polluters? I don't get why they aren't better considering it's what 38 thousand years in the future and we still have ****** gas. WTF GW
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Default Re: Miles Per Gallon

haha, i would guess that they would have mini nuclear reactors in them
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ITS BIO-FUEL!!!!

put herectics in and combust him for movement!!!
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ITS BIO-FUEL!!!!

put herectics in and combust him for movement!!!
Hey Munkey, I think you're on to something there!
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Default Re: Miles Per Gallon

man i would hate to be a member of the crew when the fuel gauge on E
"whos gonna get out and push"
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man i would hate to be a member of the crew when the fuel gauge on E
"whos gonna get out and push"
dude, you do not knw how long i laughed at that! +rep
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lol baneblades should be hybrids
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Default Re: Miles Per Gallon

I always thought the fuel drums were a tad too small for such a gigantic machine so I always assumed it ran on some super fuel.

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Well it can be running on the pure duty to the Emperor, or the Machine Spirits. Hmmm I wish I had that for my car
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yeah, anyways, nice siggie quote steel legion cpt!
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Default Re: Miles Per Gallon

well it runs on promethium doesnt it? so promethium probrobly IS like a super fuel.
i'd say it would get 3 gallons (of promethium) to the mile. but remember, its stopping for a while to fire its big gun. the thing isnt moving alot, so itll just be burning fuel to fire its weapons.
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baneblades have their own plasma generators. i think it is mentioned in the secon ultramarine book whilst fighting the tyranids.
for anyone that's interested or understands the main power plant for the baneblade is a 110 square kilo-cubits squared adaptable thermic combustor. that get its energy from pasma. hence plasma generator.
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lol. i shouldnt know that.
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