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Old 12-18-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Who is thisguys named pro that is painting all these crappy models on Ebay?

i mean isnt there a standard that these guys should be held to?

i cant believe what some of these guys are calling pro painted its an epidemic on there
im not talking of any listing in particualr but most of them i wouldnt call well painted let alone Pro painted

im not by any means a perfect painter but after 15 yrs in the hobby i got a little skill but im no pro

what do you guys think about this ? what can be done about it?
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Just ignore them and let the model speak for itself. Guys like that are just irksome, I have a friend like that, he even said his was Golden Daemon worthy. I wanted to smack him, because they look like, well, a blind 2 year old painted them. Not to metion the fact he uses krazy glue and such that melts the plastic and shaves NO mold lines. I say just ignore idiots like that man, or you'll end up wanting to strangle someone.
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Technically they are pro painted in that they painted them and selling them for money (even if they are at a loss!)

I think it is embarrassing for them really, I mean who are they trying to kid!!
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It's just another gimmick to get you to buy something that is poor quality.
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so just how bad are these models then??? or could this result in me having yet another small coronary?!

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so just how bad are these models then??? or could this result in me having yet another small coronary?!

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I move from small to 'Apocalyptic covering the entirety of Canada in a blood curling scream of rage' level.
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I move from small to 'Apocalyptic covering the entirety of Canada in a blood curling scream of rage' level.
see, now you've peeked my interest in seeing just how horrible these poor, defenseless models really are!

any chance for a linky??? i can at least say a few prayers to help appease the tortured spirits of these models!

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see, now you've peeked my interest in seeing just how horrible these poor, defenseless models really are!

any chance for a linky??? i can at least say a few prayers to help appease the tortured spirits of these models!

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I'll dig some up for you tonight, hows that sound?
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I'll give you some right now.

pro painted Ripper swarm (and by pro painted he means three colors drybrushed on)
http://cgi.ebay.com/Warhammer-40K-Ty...QQcmdZViewItem

pro painted Marnus Calgar (notice the cape with the "U" on it....OOOO so hard)
http://cgi.ebay.com/40K-Ultramarines...QQcmdZViewItem

Beautifully painted Typhus! Too bad it's only got base coats down and blurry pictures!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Painted-Warhamme...QQcmdZViewItem
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that calgar is actually ok

but the ripers teeth arnt even painted

and that typhus blahhh
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I would say those are NOT pro painted, lol!
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surely not PRO painted but they are table ready

but for some to say that those are worth the money they are asking is criminal
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The Calgar is ok yes, tabletop quality, NOT worth 49.99
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that is for sure
i have paying 50 bucks for the kits i get now
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Pro means professional, they are pro if someone buy's them. I prefer to judge a mini by GD standard. Any mini that gets showcased at Games day in a Golden Demon cabinate is GD standard.

If I were a great pro selling on ebay, my sell pitch would be Golden Demon standard paint job.

I have seen worse than the above!
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The main point is that Ebay is over run with titles like:

MASTER painted HIVE TYRANT 40k!!! LOOK!!! (and it ends up being tabletop quality)

if your going to sell, be honest, write painted or well painted on your title, but the liberal use of exclamation points, capital letters, and the words "Pro" and "Master" are making me sick.
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I know, it make me laugh. But nobody is going to fall for it. Which is why it is so silly! Anyone who is willing to pay £50 for a mini, know's what they are looking for! They would be better saying base coated mini.
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Ya I;ve noticed this too... most people outside the hobby think I paint fantastically but for me I consider the majority of my models above-average tabletop quality. It's possible these people are trying to just make more money off an uninformed buyer by adding "pro" and "master" but like you said any one with half a brain can figure it out.

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ah i see where we're all going whong here...the term pro doesn't, in fact, refer to professional at all! no, it means prostitute...prostitute painted remember that and you won't go wrong!
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haha that makes sense now.
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ah i see where we're all going whong here...the term pro doesn't, in fact, refer to professional at all! no, it means prostitute...prostitute painted remember that and you won't go wrong!
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Pro painted.....

That`s just a catch phrase

Hasn`t consumersim thought you anything?!

You can use any lie you want, there will still be someone dim enough to belive it and buy your product )
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LMAO! Very good.

I think it would take more than a dim person to buy into there prozzy claims! At the end of the day everyone who get's into this hobby knows a good paint job! at best they go for the same price as buying a new one!

That seems dim enough to me!
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