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Old 12-27-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Default A space marine I bulit about 10 years ago

I built this guy when I got my first box of space marines, I wanted to build one wounded SM, so I did. Keep in mind I was 10 when I put this together, but I figured it'd give a couple of you guys a laugh;



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Lol Yeah he looks wounded alright
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It's not all that bad. No, wait it is pretty bad, but not horrible.
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For some reason it looks as if he`ll make it

Nice work

How about some paint on the poor fella?
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For some reason it looks as if he`ll make it

Nice work

How about some paint on the poor fella?
Doubt it, unless I get bored enough after I finally get around to getting some new paint
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it looks like he's saying "come on lads, enough is enough"
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you should paint him
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lol you should use him in an army as a gag :P
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To quote the mighty Black Knight of "Monty Python's King Arthur and the Holy Grail"

It's just a flesh wound.

Seriously, you say you were 10. That's pretty decent work on a space marine for someone just starting the hobby.

Although now you're 20, and 10 years into the game, I think you should make a new "Wounded" marine, using green stuff and a larger base... have half one of his legs severed, have one arm severed at the elbow, while the other holds the bolter outstretched with him taking aim... Just 'cause he's wounded doesn't mean he's not fighting, after all... Possibly some red-dye and epoxy to make a pool of blood...

What would be the rules for wounded marines, anyways?
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Golden! That's a good ideal, make a new wounded one!
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i dont know what the "rules" would be, but i'd just run him as a normal marine or

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Except, as he's wounded, he'd probably be immobile anyways. So you'd have to have rules about how his rescuers move him (imperials can carry/drag him)... like, base-contact required, the rescuing squad must move like it's difficult terrain, and he takes a slot in that squad's transport if they have one.
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I can almost, see this as a base, but make the wounded one a CSM and have the commander (or whoever) standing on his back, bolter aimed.
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so just use him as an objective.
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hahaha that's ridiculous. i can just imagine a pile of facedown space marines in a death company...just try and keep a straight face when you say "okay assault phase; i am charging my death company"
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hahaha that's ridiculous. i can just imagine a pile of facedown space marines in a death company...just try and keep a straight face when you say "okay assault phase; i am charging my death company"
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have half one of his legs severed, have one arm severed at the elbow, while the other holds the bolter outstretched with him taking aim... Just 'cause he's wounded doesn't mean he's not fighting, after all...
more of a "I may be hopping towards you, but i'll still get you" kind of thing
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heh. Definitely a monty python style match.
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It's just a flesh wound! (have it be a Black Legion marine vs a Black Templar High Marshal... maybe put a Holy Orb of Antioch on his belt...
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hahahah i remember those marines...... when i was 10 too..
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GOD! I feel soooo old...you think those are ancient you outa see the RT plastics I have...LMAO...you'd definately laugh at those

and as for Mr I've fallen and I can't get up(cuz I have two large sharp thingies stuck through my spine maybe?)... I definately think you should paint him...
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I'll make a new wounded SM at some point, and maybe touch up this guy when I make the new one, but don't hold your breath people

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