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08-08-2007
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| Destruction Manifest     Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky
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Blog Entries: 1  |  Stuff in an Imperial Guard's rucksack. Probably some Crunch and Munch, a Mach 3 razor, picture of his girlfriend (who he probably won't see again), rusty bayonet, and Skittles. Sour.
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08-08-2007
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Blog Entries: 1 | you forgot the pin up girl poster (or hologram as it might be then) and the ubiquitous Guardsmen Primer book 
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08-08-2007
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Blog Entries: 1 | Probably some chewing gum. I wonder what flavors they have in the 41st millenium?
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| Adeptus Arbrites    Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Oregon
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Blog Entries: 1  | Some Ork teeth.
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08-08-2007
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| Primer/t.p lighter & bac sticks a strong whiskey & or ale if space wolf guards a religious book (no such thing as an athiest in a foxhole) sixty niner or whatever they call the pick/shovel they use laz cartridges whet stone a blanket hopefully some sort of field kit mind you this is only if your one of the lucky regiments that were smart enough to go get some supplies |
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| Master Procrastinator     Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As a figment of my own deranged imagination, i don't actually exist anywhere. Or London, UK.
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Blog Entries: 1 | a wallet full of IOUs signed "the Emperor". some out of date field rations. a battered copy of "what guardsman", the regimental bimonthly newsletter, including handy hints and tips on how to spruce up your foxhole. half a dozen fluff covered mints. a tin that says "camo paint" but contains foundation, blusher and mascara. a teddy bear that has "The Emperor" stitched onto its chest, just so that he really knows that the emperor is always with him. a deck of cards that is made up of nothing but kings, queens and aces. a long piece of sting, some buttons, a couple of smooth stones, a stick, an oddly shaped vegetable and an empty athsma inhaler.
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08-09-2007
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| Destruction Manifest Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky
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Blog Entries: 1 | I wonder if they use toilet paper in the far future. Or maybe the 3 seashells thing. I'd imagine he would need something to wipe his bum.
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08-09-2007
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| 3 seashells thats priceless in the backpasck guardsman primer nine-seventies standard entrenching tool Lho sticks at least 4 packs lamp pack Bayonet stub pistol "how to become a spacemarine" book on tape by tony robbins picture of a SOB from "pius of the month" calander bottle of amasec las clips round for stub picture of mom and dad/servitor
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08-09-2007
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Blog Entries: 1 | Alberto V05 hot oil treatment. You know, for his hair.
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Blog Entries: 1 | obscure a.k.a. LSD, to get away from were he is...trippin is better then a day in the life of a guardsman even if its a bad trip some 'slaught and 'kalma a.k.a. PCP....for when the fighting gets tough 
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08-09-2007
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Blog Entries: 1 | Hey, wasn't LSD developed to create supersoldiers? MK Ultra scares me!
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Blog Entries: 1 | no LSD was tested by the CIA as a truth serum though. It actually worked...they were so high they couldn't lie...but then people found out and said its inhuman and all...  PCP was used a little by the Nazis in WWII...you know its like being the hulk except you don't turn green but you do loss all sense of pain and go crazy
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08-09-2007
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| Destruction Manifest Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky
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Blog Entries: 1 | You think our guardsmen might have rolling papers, you know, to sample the local plant life. Some might be tobacco-like.
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08-09-2007
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| Destruction Manifest Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky
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Blog Entries: 1 | And of course...Spam!
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| Adeptus Arbrites Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Oregon
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