The Twelve Days of Imperatormas - 40K Terra

Draconis Argentus Falzone · 12-26-2007

God Rest ye Merry Gentlement:

God help ye, merry space marines, let nothing you dismay.
The Emperor shall guide your blade to battle on this day.
To save us all from Chaos' pow'r, and naught be gone astray.
Oooh tidings of battle and strength, battle and strength.
Ooh tidings of battle and strength.

We Three Kings:

We, the Tau, from east galaxy, are.
Greater good, we will spread afar.
World and system, you won't miss 'em.
We'll save them from your harm.

Ooooh! Tau ethereal, Tau Shas'ui.
Tau the myriad march with me.
Westward leading, fringe exceeding.
Greater good to all we see.

Let it Snow:

Oh the leather we stretch is frightful,
And the screams are so delightful,
Our victim's got no place to go,
Let his blood flow, let it flow, let it flow!

Jingle Bells:

Slashing throats we go, in a bright macabre way,
O'er the mounds of skulls, laughing all the way!
Hells of nine we bring, into our fight
What fun it is to slaughtersing a butcher's song tonight!

Oh! Mangle skulls, mangle skulls, mangle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to slay in a gory evil way!
OH! Bash a skull, rip a spine, mangle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to burn, maim, kill and laugh all day!

Santa Clause is Coming to Town:

Oh... you better watch out, you better not lie
You better not be a heretic and here's why
The Inquisition's coming to town

They're making a list, they won't check it twice.
Just might never hear again from your wife.
Inquisition's coming to town....

They see when you are sleeping.
They know if you're awake.
They know if you're a heretic,
So blaspheme and you'll get baked.

OH! You better watch out, you better not lie.
You better turn your traitor neighbor in first, I'm telling you why
Inquisition's coming to town...

Thank you everybody and goodnight.

PS: Hope it was amusing, add your own if you come up with one.

hairyyahoo · 12-27-2007

on the first day of the emperor's assention my primarch gave to me,
a shiney suit of power armour.

on the second day of the emperor's assention my primarch gave to me,
two loaded bolters
and a shiney suit of power armour

on the third day of the emperor's assention my primarch gave to me,
three whirring chainswords
two loaded bolters
and a shiney suit of power armour

on the forth day of the emperor's assention my primarch gave to me,
four frag grenades....

etc, etc,etc....

Draconis Argentus Falzone · 12-27-2007

Five purity seals!!!

grandmaster st ufirs · 04-15-2008

six power weapons!
seven terminator houners!

Spartan2154 · 04-16-2008

eight severed ork heads!!!!

12-26-2007	#1 (permalink)
Draconis Argentus Falzone Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bass Ackwards Niddle of Mowhere Posts: 76 Rep Power: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	The Twelve Days of Imperatormas God Rest ye Merry Gentlement: God help ye, merry space marines, let nothing you dismay. The Emperor shall guide your blade to battle on this day. To save us all from Chaos' pow'r, and naught be gone astray. Oooh tidings of battle and strength, battle and strength. Ooh tidings of battle and strength. We Three Kings: We, the Tau, from east galaxy, are. Greater good, we will spread afar. World and system, you won't miss 'em. We'll save them from your harm. Ooooh! Tau ethereal, Tau Shas'ui. Tau the myriad march with me. Westward leading, fringe exceeding. Greater good to all we see. Let it Snow: Oh the leather we stretch is frightful, And the screams are so delightful, Our victim's got no place to go, Let his blood flow, let it flow, let it flow! Jingle Bells: Slashing throats we go, in a bright macabre way, O'er the mounds of skulls, laughing all the way! Hells of nine we bring, into our fight What fun it is to slaughtersing a butcher's song tonight! Oh! Mangle skulls, mangle skulls, mangle all the way! Oh what fun it is to slay in a gory evil way! OH! Bash a skull, rip a spine, mangle all the way! Oh, what fun it is to burn, maim, kill and laugh all day! Santa Clause is Coming to Town: Oh... you better watch out, you better not lie You better not be a heretic and here's why The Inquisition's coming to town They're making a list, they won't check it twice. Just might never hear again from your wife. Inquisition's coming to town.... They see when you are sleeping. They know if you're awake. They know if you're a heretic, So blaspheme and you'll get baked. OH! You better watch out, you better not lie. You better turn your traitor neighbor in first, I'm telling you why Inquisition's coming to town... Thank you everybody and goodnight. PS: Hope it was amusing, add your own if you come up with one.

04-15-2008	#4 (permalink)
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12-27-2007	#3 (permalink)
Draconis Argentus Falzone Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bass Ackwards Niddle of Mowhere Posts: 76 Rep Power: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Five purity seals!!!