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Old 12-10-2007   #1 (permalink)
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wow just...wow
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ROFLMAO that is awesome!
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My eyes... Oh gods my eyes../.
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I heard about Sisters of Battle, but this is ridiculous
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Wait... THEY DEFILED BLOOD ANGELS!!! THOSE BASTARDS!!! SONS OF SANGUINIUS... TO ARMS!!!!
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I`ma chargin my LAZZOR!!!
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that is awesome
funniest thing ive seen in weeks
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lawlawllalwlalwlawlawlzawl!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!!!eleve n!!122

awesome ^^ screensaver here i come ^^
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is'nt "all your base belong to us" from mechquest?
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Oh wow. thats almsot as good as the Hello kitty Ork Painting ive seen. ill have post tht when i get a chance ^^
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PLEASE someone get my xanax...I need to be medicated after that...

OH! the humility
OH! the anguish
OH! the friggin nerve...

KILL EM ALL NOW!!!!!
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How could they dare defile the Blood Angels? I am with you Lord Commander! To ARMS FELLOW SONS OF SANGUINIUS!
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yea okay no problem just set the Death company on them then run for your lives as they come for you. BUT just one question WTFF why? okay thats two but who said i was sane.
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Ive seen worse... One year at games day, a guy played a tickle me elmo themed CSM army.. complete with pipe cleaner blood letters with googly eyes that actually spelt out the letters B-L-O-O-D...
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The true nature of the blood angels is revealed..
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Okk.. Back in the cage! *drop kicks Killer in a void vault and seals it shut, then seals several ablative containment void vaults shut around it* AND STAY THERE! *slams purity seal on door and sets my titan on watch*
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All your base are belong to us

that just made it for me!

though TBH thats an old pic, been around for ages
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As Promised. and Please, dont shoot the messenger.

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it could be worse. at least there not wearing blue power armour thank the emperor
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i now love everyone who laughed at that and didnt go 'wtf?'

but hello kitty 40k is quite chucklesome. yes thats a word...step off...
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Daniel san...you truelly are a twisted individual...
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Is that a freaking Battletoad in the rear of that wagon?
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