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11-27-2006
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| The Omnissiah    Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: UK
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   |  Custodes: That emperor dudes so lazy, getting everybody to do suff while he justs sits in his chair all day... Adeptus Mechanicus: Stupid Machine, where is my hammer?
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11-27-2006
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical     Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| emperor's children marine; 'kids, don't do drugs! stay in school!' tzeentchian sorcerer; 'uh, magic? isn't that kind of knowledge forbiden?!' khorne lord; 'blood turns my stomac... just bring me a glass of fine macragge wine please!' nurgle daemon prince; 'hmmmm... does this boil make my butt look a bit too big?!' cheers!
__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion   |
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11-27-2006
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| eldar farseer; 'uh, so what's happened this past week?'
__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion |
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11-27-2006
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| Trooper  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Missouri, USA
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| Techpriest: So, after repairing the Fury of the Emperor's plasma destroyer, I had all these spare parts left, and then I....
__________________ Task Force Serpent's Narrative Campaign, the Battle for Rorian IX, Starts Dec. 14! www.got41m.com/rorianix/rorianix |
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11-28-2006
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| Primer  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: hull, england, UK
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| imperial guard stormtroopers: what do you mean you threw the pin?
__________________ "Oh, for f's sake. Stop letting off fireworks and shouting and screaming. Im trying to sing a song. I mean I dont care. If you dont wanna hear it, you know, F you! Im sure theres a lot of people here who want to hear it. So why dont you just be quiet, If you wanna let your fireworks off, go outside and let them off out there. And if you wanna scream and holler then do it out there but Im trying to sing a song that some people want to listen to.I want to listen to it!" roger waters of pink floyd |
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11-28-2006
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| Master Procrastinator   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As a figment of my own deranged imagination, i don't actually exist anywhere. Or London, UK.
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11-28-2006
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| Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Missouri, USA
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 Anyways.... Catachan: Man, I hate trees. Why can't there be more pavement? Grot: I'm tired of getting pushed around! I am a valuable part of this organization!
__________________ Task Force Serpent's Narrative Campaign, the Battle for Rorian IX, Starts Dec. 14! www.got41m.com/rorianix/rorianix | |
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11-28-2006
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| The Grammar Cop   Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the TC personal =][= estate on Encaladus
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11-28-2006
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Bretonnian: Mercenaries, eh, wot? Capital idea!
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__________________  Howling At The Moon - A Truescale Space Wolf W.I.P Black Legion W.I.P Frozen Leaves Falling to Cut - eldar W.I.P Hairys Scratch Build Hallahballu Last edited by Inquisitor Rosenadel; 11-29-2006 at 05:48 AM. | |
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11-29-2006
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| Extremis Diabolus  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in the shadows
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Kroot: What? Eat the dead? No, I'm a vegan. That one might have been said.... Kroot: I don't want to go into the forest! It's dark and scary in there! I heard there arre things that will jump out of the trees, kill you with vicious bladed guns, and then eat you when you're dead!
__________________   Lord of Fluff and Blood Angels Herald of Nurgle "I wield my power with the Emperor's Authority. Those who would say that I am 'radical' merely have minds too small and impotent to realize all the weapons at their disposal. Do not question my methods on account of these so-called 'Puritans'." -Inquisitor Mathias Rosenadel | |
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11-29-2006
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| commissar; 'my that's a lot of orks that are coming our way and we are on our own? okay then men, FALL BACK!'
__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion |
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11-29-2006
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11-29-2006
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| The Nightbringer: Ugh, it's souls for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday! It get's so boring. Can't I just have a cheeseburger every now and then?
__________________ Task Force Serpent's Narrative Campaign, the Battle for Rorian IX, Starts Dec. 14! www.got41m.com/rorianix/rorianix |
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11-29-2006
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| Extremis Diabolus Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in the shadows
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Necron Lord: C'tan, it's been great working for you, but I'm giving you my two weeks notice. And I want my soul and flesh back.
__________________ Lord of Fluff and Blood Angels Herald of Nurgle "I wield my power with the Emperor's Authority. Those who would say that I am 'radical' merely have minds too small and impotent to realize all the weapons at their disposal. Do not question my methods on account of these so-called 'Puritans'." -Inquisitor Mathias Rosenadel | |
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11-30-2006
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| blood angel; ewww! you mean i *have* to really drink blood! that's just gross!
__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion |
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11-30-2006
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| The Ruler of Earth  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Good old England!
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| Commissar: Hello everyone! How are we all today? Feeling well rested and happy I hope? Well, here's the thing, theres lots of, er, how to say this, rather 'nasty' people running towards us, so if you don't mind, well, running towards them, then that would be great. Thanks guys! Now, I'm going to sit here reading a romantic novel. See you soon then chaps!
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" if the (deleted) c'tan had (deleted) told me that i was in for this (deleted) untill the end of (deleted) time, i'd have told 'em to (deleted) shove it up their shiney metal (deleted)!!" hows that? | |
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11-30-2006
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| nurgle champion; man... who forgot to shower last century? that nasty smell just isn't right!
__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion |
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| Extremis Diabolus Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in the shadows
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Tyranids: anything intelligible.
__________________ Lord of Fluff and Blood Angels Herald of Nurgle "I wield my power with the Emperor's Authority. Those who would say that I am 'radical' merely have minds too small and impotent to realize all the weapons at their disposal. Do not question my methods on account of these so-called 'Puritans'." -Inquisitor Mathias Rosenadel | |
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12-01-2006
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12-01-2006
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| dark angel interrogator chaplain; "why do we always have to hunt these fallen fellows? what ever happend to 'forgive and forget'?! why can't we all just reconcile our differences with a big group hug and then we can all be one big happy family again?!!"
__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion |
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