What _______ would never say. - Page 3 - 40K Terra

Spartan2154 · 07-18-2007

Eldar guardian: ~to his mate~ I could TOO survive a heavy bolter round to the face!!!

Space Marine: Does this Mark V Plate make me look fat?

Perturabo · 07-19-2007

GW - What we need to do is encourage our fanbase to think for themselves and create their own works based on the 40K universe thereby increasing its popularity, giving us untold amounts of free advertising, gaining us thousands of extra fans and loads of extra income so we can lower our prices and make the game appeal to a larger audience...!

GW WD adverts department - sure we will run your advert for the latest AD&D suppliment/confrontaion expansion/Mechwarrior release because we do realise that our fans are actualy beings capable of thinking for themselves and may have interests outside of our overpriced Stalinist controlled hobby...!

I wonder why I never became a Redshirt...?

Dan296 · 07-19-2007

Jervis Johnson-you know, i wonder if Ian Livingstone and Steve Jackson would aprove of what we are doing.

Spartan2154 · 07-19-2007

Nurgle-Ahhhh, nasty, i squished a fly on my arm.

Four20edLogan · 07-19-2007

Tyranid: "I'll have the salad"

Warmaster Romulas · 07-19-2007

Space wolf: you know those dark angels and thousand sons arent so bad maybe we should invite them over for a drink

wolfpack · 07-19-2007

Adeptus custodes 1..."hey man lets see if he sits like that on the stairs and then we can try the throne thingy for ourselves..."

Adeptus Custodes 2 "Ok but I get to go first...and if they catch us we just tell em he fell out..."

Four20edLogan · 07-19-2007

Emperor: ".....********!"

MSguardsmen · 07-20-2007

Deathguard: i want to die
Emperor: 99-1 bottles of beer on the wall

Ork: It has come to my attention that a species known as **** Sapien has begun to aim a barrel that i do believe will emit a form of energy that once impacts against our chest cavaties will cause a potential form of heat damage. I suggest that we orks should duck and cover

Warmaster Romulas · 07-20-2007

Vindicare Assasin: im tired of shooting people i want to ......dance

MSguardsmen · 07-20-2007

tappity tap tap... i love it.

Emperor: Blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne

07-20-2007

Khorne (in Queer Eye voice): O.K. guys.... NOW what we need to do is work on your image here... For one all this dried blood and guts has got to go! And that ugly red armor! I'm thinking a beautiful fuschia with a maroon trim! Any maybe some yellow daisy wrapped around those horns there for accents!

MSguardsmen · 07-20-2007

oh my god i actually laughed at that one.

Holy hell the 4 ruinous powers as the fab 4! quick someone who watches that show you must do something.

meanwhile: Erus i really dont even want to know if you watch that show

07-20-2007

Nurgle: Yoou know guys, these wod handle knives are just soooooo unsanitary! Plastic or metal is much better! Cleaner, and it's so fab!

Slaanesh: Now you see girlfriend, if you go out looking like that, you're just gonna look like gutter drug trash! Get yourself a nice sun dress, maybe with some black eyed susans.... Just anything but those horrid lowriders and midriff shirts.. Yuuuuuck-eeeee!

Tzeentch: Now you see these pictures here? This is how your apartment use to look before him, and after.... You need to loose the zero, get with the hero. Find you some fab hunk who you don't have to change. You just go be yourself. YOu just go girl!

(This children, is what 4 years of marching band with overtly *** men will do to your poor, poor brains. Avoid band camp.. You will never be the same...)

Spartan2154 · 07-20-2007

Land Raider mechanic: Anyone got an extra machine spirit?

wolfpack · 07-20-2007

Leman Russ to Magnus..."Where's the love?"

MSguardsmen · 07-20-2007

seriously what is up with magnus having only one eye?

Russ: ill never eat meat or drink ale. give me a salad and a glass of milk

Spartan2154 · 07-20-2007

Space Marine- ~to his mate~ Dude I'm pickin up some old Tupac over the vox!

His mate- All....Eyes....On....Me....Hey this shizz is bangin!

MSguardsmen · 07-20-2007

no the forces of slaaneshi have found a way to hack into the vox!

Nid army of one

wolfpack · 07-20-2007

Magnus...I want those aweful wicked raybans with the mirrored lenses and the chrome frames

Spartan2154 · 07-20-2007

Guardsman- ah, I could beat Marnus Calgar in hand-to-hand. He may have a height advantage, but hes gotta be slow right?

wolfpack · 07-20-2007

Khorne...'ring around the roasie, pocket full of poasies..."

MSguardsmen · 07-20-2007

Horus im sorry

Spartan2154 · 07-20-2007

Techmarine- Gimmie one of them screwdrivers with the four things, no, not the flat one, the one with four!

MSguardsmen · 07-20-2007

thousand sons: eye of wart.... who has the damn eye of wart? what were out! why the hell didnt you pick some up at that last world? great we managed to get the spear of russ and you forgot the wart.... magnus is gonna be so mad at you its not funny

Templar Mikeel · 07-21-2007

Plauge Marine: I'm gonna' throw-up
Tyranid: Too...much...pizza
Deamonette:I feel so exposed
Dreadnought: It's too hot in here!
Stormtrooper: Screw this bulky carapace armor!
Guardsmen one to Guardsmen plasma gunner: I'll trade you guns
Sister of Battle: Kinky
Ork: I think it's possible that we're here for some greater purpose.

07-18-2007	#61 (permalink)
Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 261 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 23	Eldar guardian: ~to his mate~ I could TOO survive a heavy bolter round to the face!!! Space Marine: Does this Mark V Plate make me look fat? __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane.

07-19-2007	#62 (permalink)
Perturabo Tyrant of Moray Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Eye Of Terror Posts: 1,286 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 19 Thanked 106 Times in 48 Posts Blog Entries: 4	GW - What we need to do is encourage our fanbase to think for themselves and create their own works based on the 40K universe thereby increasing its popularity, giving us untold amounts of free advertising, gaining us thousands of extra fans and loads of extra income so we can lower our prices and make the game appeal to a larger audience...! GW WD adverts department - sure we will run your advert for the latest AD&D suppliment/confrontaion expansion/Mechwarrior release because we do realise that our fans are actualy beings capable of thinking for themselves and may have interests outside of our overpriced Stalinist controlled hobby...! I wonder why I never became a Redshirt...? __________________ the_iron_warriors@yahoo.co.uk Experts in Siege Works....we also do Patios and Drives My Camera caught the Obliterator Virus...shooting some pictures took on a whole new meaning!

07-19-2007	#64 (permalink)
Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 261 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 23	Nurgle-Ahhhh, nasty, i squished a fly on my arm. __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane.

07-19-2007	#65 (permalink)
Four20edLogan Sergeant Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Falls Church, VA Posts: 737 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 37 Thanked 28 Times in 20 Posts	Tyranid: "I'll have the salad" __________________ Valhalla - Deliverance Why've you ever forgotten me 40k Chaos: 1700 Points Imperial Guard: 1200 Points Space Marines: 850 Points Eldar: 800 Points Daemon Hunters (add on): 250 Points Orks: Soon to Come Fantasy Orc & Goblins: 1000 Points Ogres: 700 Points Bands Metal - Tadiv'dim Electronica - PitX

07-19-2007	#66 (permalink)
Warmaster Romulas Govenor of Rynn's world Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!! Posts: 1,900 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 268 Thanked 145 Times in 114 Posts	Space wolf: you know those dark angels and thousand sons arent so bad maybe we should invite them over for a drink __________________ Check out my Crimson Fist WIP ""A true patriot is a lover of his country who rebukes and does not excuse its sins." Frederick Douglass

07-19-2007	#63 (permalink)
Dan296 Adeptus Arbites Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,691 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 14 Thanked 67 Times in 36 Posts	Jervis Johnson-you know, i wonder if Ian Livingstone and Steve Jackson would aprove of what we are doing.

07-19-2007	#67 (permalink)
wolfpack The Great Wolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 42 Thanked 69 Times in 53 Posts	Adeptus custodes 1..."hey man lets see if he sits like that on the stairs and then we can try the throne thingy for ourselves..." Adeptus Custodes 2 "Ok but I get to go first...and if they catch us we just tell em he fell out..." __________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand! My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris The 40K Terra Second Company

07-19-2007	#68 (permalink)
Four20edLogan Sergeant Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Falls Church, VA Posts: 737 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 37 Thanked 28 Times in 20 Posts	Emperor: ".....******!" __________________ Valhalla - Deliverance Why've you ever forgotten me 40k Chaos: 1700 Points Imperial Guard: 1200 Points Space Marines: 850 Points Eldar: 800 Points Daemon Hunters (add on): 250 Points Orks: Soon to Come Fantasy Orc & Goblins: 1000 Points Ogres: 700 Points Bands** Metal - Tadiv'dim Electronica - PitX

07-20-2007	#69 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Deathguard: i want to die Emperor: 99-1 bottles of beer on the wall Ork: It has come to my attention that a species known as **** Sapien has begun to aim a barrel that i do believe will emit a form of energy that once impacts against our chest cavaties will cause a potential form of heat damage. I suggest that we orks should duck and cover __________________

07-20-2007	#70 (permalink)
Warmaster Romulas Govenor of Rynn's world Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!! Posts: 1,900 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 268 Thanked 145 Times in 114 Posts	Vindicare Assasin: im tired of shooting people i want to ......dance __________________ Check out my Crimson Fist WIP ""A true patriot is a lover of his country who rebukes and does not excuse its sins." Frederick Douglass

07-20-2007	#71 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	tappity tap tap... i love it. Emperor: Blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne __________________

07-20-2007	#72 (permalink)
Lord Commander Erus.. Guest Posts: n/a	Khorne (in Queer Eye voice): O.K. guys.... NOW what we need to do is work on your image here... For one all this dried blood and guts has got to go! And that ugly red armor! I'm thinking a beautiful fuschia with a maroon trim! Any maybe some yellow daisy wrapped around those horns there for accents!

07-20-2007	#73 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	oh my god i actually laughed at that one. Holy hell the 4 ruinous powers as the fab 4! quick someone who watches that show you must do something. meanwhile: Erus i really dont even want to know if you watch that show __________________

07-20-2007	#74 (permalink)
Lord Commander Erus.. Guest Posts: n/a	Nurgle: Yoou know guys, these wod handle knives are just soooooo unsanitary! Plastic or metal is much better! Cleaner, and it's so fab! Slaanesh: Now you see girlfriend, if you go out looking like that, you're just gonna look like gutter drug trash! Get yourself a nice sun dress, maybe with some black eyed susans.... Just anything but those horrid lowriders and midriff shirts.. Yuuuuuck-eeeee! Tzeentch: Now you see these pictures here? This is how your apartment use to look before him, and after.... You need to loose the zero, get with the hero. Find you some fab hunk who you don't have to change. You just go be yourself. YOu just go girl! (This children, is what 4 years of marching band with overtly *** men will do to your poor, poor brains. Avoid band camp.. You will never be the same...)

07-20-2007	#75 (permalink)
Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 261 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 23	Land Raider mechanic: Anyone got an extra machine spirit? __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane.

07-20-2007	#76 (permalink)
wolfpack The Great Wolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 42 Thanked 69 Times in 53 Posts	Leman Russ to Magnus..."Where's the love?" __________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand! My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris The 40K Terra Second Company

07-20-2007	#77 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	seriously what is up with magnus having only one eye? Russ: ill never eat meat or drink ale. give me a salad and a glass of milk __________________

07-20-2007	#78 (permalink)
Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 261 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 23	Space Marine- ~to his mate~ Dude I'm pickin up some old Tupac over the vox! His mate- All....Eyes....On....Me....Hey this shizz is bangin! __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane.

07-20-2007	#79 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	no the forces of slaaneshi have found a way to hack into the vox! Nid army of one __________________

07-20-2007	#80 (permalink)
wolfpack The Great Wolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 42 Thanked 69 Times in 53 Posts	Magnus...I want those aweful wicked raybans with the mirrored lenses and the chrome frames __________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand! My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris The 40K Terra Second Company

07-20-2007	#81 (permalink)
Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 261 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 23	Guardsman- ah, I could beat Marnus Calgar in hand-to-hand. He may have a height advantage, but hes gotta be slow right? __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane.

07-20-2007	#82 (permalink)
wolfpack The Great Wolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 42 Thanked 69 Times in 53 Posts	Khorne...'ring around the roasie, pocket full of poasies..." __________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand! My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris The 40K Terra Second Company

07-20-2007	#83 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Horus im sorry __________________

07-20-2007	#84 (permalink)
Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 261 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 23	Techmarine- Gimmie one of them screwdrivers with the four things, no, not the flat one, the one with four! __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane.

07-20-2007	#85 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	thousand sons: eye of wart.... who has the damn eye of wart? what were out! why the hell didnt you pick some up at that last world? great we managed to get the spear of russ and you forgot the wart.... magnus is gonna be so mad at you its not funny __________________