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Old 11-26-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2006   #2 (permalink)
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High Lord 1 theres this new race been discoved in the eastern fringe. Tau, theyve been termed. what should we do?
High Lord 2Meh, live and let live, thats out policy
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Etheral: Perhaps this 'Greater Good' idea wasn't such a good one after all...

Ork: All this violence, it's just not worth it. I'm against all this mindless bloodshed. Now, keep the noise down while I go read Shakespeare.
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a slaanesh one may justsay that
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how about a khorne one
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thats better

dwarf: I love me some elves
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thats better

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khorne: soo...much...red... maybe time for purple?
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GK: hey, daemonettes, wanna come and "test my daemonic resistance"
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Khorne Berserker: That's IT! I QUIT! I'm becoming a PACIFIST!

Slaanesh marine: Y'know, I'm really not in the mood for drugs right now...

Ork: (insert any intelligible sentence here)
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Kroot: Y'know, our diet has to much fat and cholesterol. Let's go vegan.

Plague Marine: Nothing like a hot shower to perk you up.

Firewarrior: You ever feel in the mood to just, punch somebody?
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Tau: "High Five!"
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Tau: "High Five!"
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Ork: Your body language seems to indicate that you are mildly displeased with my appearance. I hereby throw down my gauntlet and challenge you to a duel!

GK: Dooooooooooooooooode! Aye am sooo waszzeted! Woooooo! Party on Titan!
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Adeptus Titanicus Commander: Y'know, sometimes bigger aint better.

Dark Eldar Dracon: What are you, some kind of S and M freak?

Halfling: I'm going on a diet.
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Hahaha - That's freaking brilliant!
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WH inquisitor 1 - i just read a wicca book and d'ya know somethin? those guys are so misunderstood

WH inquisitor 2 - yeah i know, its all just natural magic and earth worship

WH inquisitor 1 - earth worship huh? thats sounds like something i can get on board with!
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anyone: peaaacceeee mannnnnn
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