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07-03-2007
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| Corporal     Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand
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 |  When you find out that the thing on your neck has grown teeth and starts to talk while an Inquisitor is standing next to you.
__________________  There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. -Douglas Adams |
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07-03-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | When you get misdropped into the middle of a tyranid hive, especially if your a scout 
__________________  Do you all Know what I am? I AM a member of the Old Guard! Speak up Terrans, which of ye are still here? Quote:
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07-03-2007
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| The Great Wolf     Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky
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  | when you wake up interrred in a Dread and realize it's not live...it's memorex
__________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand!  My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris  |
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07-04-2007
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| Resident Greyhunter  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wherever the wolves go
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| When you realise all you grenades given to ur squad mysteriously have no pins
__________________ I am Lord Erak Grimnar Wolf Lord of the Night Hounds and we shall stand and fight no matter the cost. Here I am and here shall I die. +++ attributed to Leman Russ at the Battle of Rising Fell +++   |
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07-04-2007
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| Master Procrastinator   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As a figment of my own deranged imagination, i don't actually exist anywhere. Or London, UK.
Posts: 3,639
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Blog Entries: 1 | when facing a tyranid hoard you reach for your trusty bolter, aim it carefully and fire, only to have a little stick pop out of the barrel and a small flag that says "BANG!" unroll itself. |
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07-04-2007
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| Resident Greyhunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wherever the wolves go
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| When you find out in order to cut cost the imperium is changing there manufacturerers to ACME.
__________________ I am Lord Erak Grimnar Wolf Lord of the Night Hounds and we shall stand and fight no matter the cost. Here I am and here shall I die. +++ attributed to Leman Russ at the Battle of Rising Fell +++ |
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07-04-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
Posts: 1,189
Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 62
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Blog Entries: 1 | When your piloting a thunderhawk gunship, and forget to check the fuel level.
__________________ Do you all Know what I am? I AM a member of the Old Guard! Speak up Terrans, which of ye are still here? Quote:
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07-04-2007
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| The Great Wolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky
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| When your drop pod lands on the roof of a very tall building and you disembark to stare at the 'crotch' of a heretic Reaver titan...(it was a bad day to be in the Wolf Gaurd)
__________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand! My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris |
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07-06-2007
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| Trooper  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Southend, Essex, England. Originally from Greenock, Renfrewshire, Scotland
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| When you paint your armour black and get excommunicated When you're in a drop pod and the marine next to you is playing Boyzone to get "pumped" When the Techmarine keeps tutting at your armour When an Inquisitor asks for help "cleansing" a daemon world When Orks start aiming
__________________  O'er the Hills and O'er the Main, Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain. King George commands and we obey! Over the hills, and far away... |
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07-06-2007
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| The Great Wolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky
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| When you step outa your rhino and into something that isn't dog ****...LMAO
__________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand! My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris |
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07-06-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
Posts: 1,189
Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 62
Thanked 53 Times in 38 Posts
Blog Entries: 1 | When your on a hive world, and you wake up to see a rather large, not very friendly, mutated bunny.
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08-08-2007
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| Destruction Manifest  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky
Posts: 2,742
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Blog Entries: 1  | When your deep in a foxhole fighting for your life against an oncoming brood of genestealer and all that stands between you and certain death is the marine beside you and your trusty flamer. Then the guy beside you pulls out a bag of marshmallows.
__________________  “Nothing you can lose by dying is half so precious as the readiness to die, which is a man’s charter of nobility.” George Santayana. |
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08-08-2007
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| ex Chaplain Shadow  Join Date: Jan 2007
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| When your Chapter Master tells you this Close Combat Simulator will teach you how to face Ork Warboss fist to fist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNNU887A-8g Or having your Grey Knights brothers playing the Ghost Busters theme song as there battle field music. Last edited by Lord Commander Erus; 08-11-2007 at 11:00 PM. |
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08-11-2007
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| Destruction Manifest Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky
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08-12-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
Posts: 1,189
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08-12-2007
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| Destruction Manifest Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky
Posts: 2,742
Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 72
Thanked 106 Times in 81 Posts
Blog Entries: 1 | When you see that the inside of the Rhino your riding in has fuzzy dice and crushed velvet headliner.
__________________ “Nothing you can lose by dying is half so precious as the readiness to die, which is a man’s charter of nobility.” George Santayana. |
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