When Your'e life in the Space Marines is not worth living

[boundy]

- When your'e chaplain tells you to polish his amrour super shiny
- You use melted down necrons to give it " that shiny glow" from da shiny boyz
- When your'e newset recruit complains he's tired
- When a commisinar ( sp?) is assinged to ure chapter as work experiece
- When you result to using kiddy's playdough as plastic explosive

Carry on

[Cagarner]

- When you get given a Plasma gun
- When you are launched in a drop pod with orders to clense a planet, and you are the first down.

[Stubber]

- When you run out of Emperor's names to forsake.
- When there's no more codex to ignore.
- When you suffer the harshest disipline imaginable... Not allowed attend one days bolter drill or prayer service. (won't someone please think of the children)

[Draconis Argentus Falzone]

-When Brother Jones starts acting strangely...
-When you start sneezing on the wall, leaving three circles in a strange triangular pattern.
-When you're an assault marine without a jump pack... in a rhino...
-When dirt tastes better than the barracks food...

[rintinglen]

when the master says, "There's no one left to kill."

When you realize thats not the sound of that promised rhino, but a large amount of chainaxes coming your way

[vinny]

When the boss says who's turn is it to make the tea

[Cagarner]

Originally Posted by Lord Commander Erus

When you realize thats not the sound of that promised rhino, but a large amount of chainaxes coming your way

... and you move just in time to dodge that smoking wheel as it come flying to the ground!

[boundy]

When ure bolter malfucntions
When your chaplain after abondaning him returns from battle coated in blood
When he starts giving you a menacing look
When you warn the rest of the men who are waiting for the loo they is about to be an attack by chaos so you can take a leak and realize the toilet.......is a crater :O

[hairyyahoo]

Originally Posted by Draconis Argentus Falzone

-When Brother Jones starts acting strangely...
-When you start sneezing on the wall, leaving three circles in a strange triangular pattern.
-When you're an assault marine without a jump pack... in a rhino...
-When dirt tastes better than the barracks food...

heheh, brother jones

-when you return to your room in the fortress monistary and find an inquisitor rumaging through your underwear draw.

[boundy]

when the inquisitor sences heretics and his gase slowly turns to you :S

[JoeGuardsman]

Awsome, breaking out the "Jones Is Acting Strangely" rule.
-When they give you the low velocity exploding rounds, instead of the high velocity armor peircing rounds you asked for...or vice versa.
-You lose your bolter and have to reinscribe the litanies of faith into a new one.
-When a resident Apothecary removes your geneseed before giving you the Emperor's Mercy.
-You turn on your powerfist while holding the Chapter Banner.
-You need to assault a tree-line and reach for your frags but realize that noone uses them.

[MSguardsmen]

you scratch what used to be your arse but then you remember that your wearing a powerfist

[r4wr89]

Originally Posted by MSguardsmen

you scratch what used to be your arse but then you remember that your wearing a powerfist

LOL. unfortunately my sense of humor isn't as 40k like as yours, so i will stick to reading though...there's some funny stuff in here haha.
you all should check out Rosenadel's post on star wars pants...hahahaa :]


-ant

[MSguardsmen]

you will be forgiven this one time but never speak of those nerds who are below us on the nerd rankings


see here it is

Non cartoon card games (magic)
Warhammer players
Star Trek
Starwars
Little kids that watch cartoons
harry potter fans
cosplay people
40 year old men that play pokemon
people that play pokemon and yugiho

[Draconis Argentus Falzone]

When you realize you fit into every category except for the pokemon, yugioh and 40-year-old part...

When you realized that the black armored marine behind you is NOT a Black Templar, and that those charging Dark Angels in front of you look rather ticked off. No... More like murderously enraged to the point of homicidal abandon.

[Ides]

When you're stationed on an ice planet and only realise after five mugs of hot chocolate that your crotch plate is stuck.

[Draconis Argentus Falzone]

Well isn't it great the suits have an auto filtration system for such occasions.

...When your autofiltration system fails to filter fluid before it brings it back up for you to drink...

Originally Posted by Draconis Argentus Falzone

Well isn't it great the suits have an auto filtration system for such occasions.

...When your autofiltration system fails to filter fluid before it brings it back up for you to drink...

Blaaarggh!

When you realize that statue you've been poking with your chainsword is atually a sleeping Necron Lord... Who's just woke up and looks rather grumpy.

[Killermoose]

When you realise that your the Emperor is almost dead, your Primarch is dead, and that missile heading towards you means that you will be too in a second.

[Cagarner]

When you see three little red lights on your chest, and can see a Tau Skyray in the distance.

[Stubber]

...When you realise it wasn't Gene-seed the Apothocary just chopped off...

[MSguardsmen]

when you get your first puff and your like "whoa cant we all just be friends?" as you stick a daffodil into a khornate champion's boltpistol



and yes i know space marines cant get high

[boundy]

When your jetbike runs out of fuel
When your suit springs a leak
When your battle barge really is.....a barge
When imperial guard seem so small in compariosn to ureself
When You find ureself treading on imperial guard
When the game of peak a boo with a refugee turns into something a little more......explosive
When the rules take no prisoners does no longer apply
When you are hit by a lance strike
When an exterminatus is called and you were left behind all because you needed a sprinkle
When gas mask dont protect from virus bombs
When your power sword really runs on wind

[Lord Erak Grimnar]

When you find out that those Emporeres Children that you lent all your tanks aint on realy with the Emporer. ANd you hear the sound of a land raider starting up.

[Ion Raptor]

When your told your being attached to a Devastator squad, and you get stuck with a Plasma Cannon.

[hairyyahoo]

when it looks like the next re-write of your codex is gonna SUCK!