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01-01-2007
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| Trooper   Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Southend, Essex, England. Originally from Greenock, Renfrewshire, Scotland
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 |  ... when your commisar is smiling at the slaanesh daemon
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01-02-2007
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical     Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| ...you're only issued with 6 extra las clips and you're being deployed onto a night world!
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01-02-2007
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| The Ruler of Earth   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Good old England!
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01-02-2007
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| The Omnissiah  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: UK
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion | |
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01-02-2007
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| Confused and Enraged   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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01-02-2007
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| Trooper  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
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| The guy aiming the Basilisk is cross-eyed.
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01-04-2007
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| Confused and Enraged Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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01-04-2007
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| ...you come to realise what your rations are really made of... ...you ask the camp chef what's on the dinner menu and he responds by asking you what aliens you've been fighting against?! ...the camp chef has taken a vacation and left the ogryn's in charge of the kitchens... ...the sluge in your caffeen cup resembles the fluids now leaking from your unit's chimera...
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01-04-2007
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| Confused and Enraged Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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01-04-2007
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| High Lord of Terra    Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Oregon
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Blog Entries: 1 | ...or the stuff that fell out of the last Genesteeler you killed.
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01-05-2007
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion | |
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01-07-2007
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| Confused and Enraged Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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01-08-2007
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| Each Shot Kills Spam (She never misses)   Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Downers Grove IL
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| When your chilling in your Chimera to go into battle, and the Commissar is reading the Litanies. Then suddenly a Hive Tyrant rips the effing roof off! Then him and 432575465 of his friends pile in. All you can do is shoot your excellent las gun, but you notice it only gets him more pissed off. |
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01-09-2007
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| Confused and Enraged Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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| you KNOW it's going to be a bad day in the imperial guard when... Quote:
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01-09-2007
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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...when you're the only one sitting in the chimera with the commissar and he's feeling down because he hasn't summerily executed anyone in over a week!
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01-09-2007
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| Trooper  Join Date: Nov 2006
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| I don't know if anyone will get this one but... You know its going to be a bad day in the Imperial Guard when the discussion you overhear in your regiment sounds similiar to: Senior Officer: (yelling at a private whos cross-eyed) How do you MISS thirty-two gaunts with a Basilisk?!? What's your name private?!? Commisar: He's an @$$hole, sir Senior Officer: I KNOW he's an @$$hole, but what's his name?!? Commisar(also cross-eyed): That is his name, sir. He's my brother. Senior Officer: He's your brother?!? How many @$$holes do we HAVE in this REGIMENT?!? Regiment(while saluting): HO! I think someone else mentioned the cross-eyed basilisk thing earlier, it just got me remembering. For those of you who are still confused as to what im mocking, Spaceballs!  |
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01-09-2007
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| Trooper Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South Dakota
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| SPACE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!! It's a bad day when your regiment is running low on ammo and fuel and you just fought half way across the battle feild to find the supply drop was nothing more then paper clips*big ones* and thumb tacks.
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01-09-2007
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| Corporal  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tucson, Arizona
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| when you're hastily given a large satchel with a big "warning" sticker by your commisar and he's running away very fast...
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01-09-2007
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| High Lord of Terra Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Oregon
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01-10-2007
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| ...the deathwatch captain says he's confident your regiment can handle the large swarm of tyranids coming your way... ...the munitorium accidently issue your regiment with bbq seasoning instead of cammo paste...
__________________ "Who are you to question my methods?! A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!" - Inquisitor Odion |
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01-15-2007
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| Confused and Enraged Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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