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Stubber · 02-16-2007

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Originally Posted by hairyyahoo

when your superior officer punishes you for a lack of dicipline by making you clean out the ogryn's latrien after curry night in the barracks.

...When the next day your caffine rations have been replaced by what appears to be the stuff you were cleaning the night before...

rintinglen · 02-16-2007

When the Commisar starts his daily insprational talk with "I have good news and I have Bad news..."

Rogue_Banana · 02-16-2007

The commissar decides to take a dose of Eversor combat drugs, just for kicks and giggles...

You make the sign of the aquila to your commanding officer and then realize you're actually flicking him off...

Your sergeants' eyes turn green and he asks you to wear some chains...

Four words: Unsupervised Game Store Kid.

MSguardsmen · 02-16-2007

Unsupervised Game Store Kid: thank god i carry a home made bolt pistol when ever i travel to tournys.

Heres a story i need to relate.

At the last tourny i went to i had fought the final battle and began putting my men away. They were placed on their game board that i had placed into a chair.

This kid ran buy knocked over the chair that held over 300 dollars worth of grey knights. to my suprise all of the terminators survived however 10 halbreds were broken 5 arms came off and 2 sword arms went missing. i know i should have executed the kid right off the bat but i felt merciful for the kid as long as he found the 2 arms and fetched the 1 second hardening super glue and helped me fix them.

hairyyahoo · 02-17-2007

when your commander looks at you while holding a demo charge and asks for a volunteer.

Stubber · 02-23-2007

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Originally Posted by hairyyahoo

when your commander looks at you while holding a demo charge and asks for a volunteer.

When you realise the det-tape on the democharge has been trimmed to such a short length it isn't even funny.

rintinglen · 02-24-2007

When you call for ammo and the reply is "Fix bayonets."
...and you don't have one.

02-24-2007

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Originally Posted by rintinglen

When you call for ammo and the reply is "Fix bayonets."
...and you don't have one.

When you realize that rubber chicken Jones has tied to his lasgun may actually do more damage than your gun or the bayonet you just fixed to it.

MSguardsmen · 02-24-2007

when you have finally fought the last battle against the orks on the planet of ... then your commander tells you to load up and that your own the way to stop a tyranid splinter fleet. you then fight a hundred battles and escape over a thousand chances of death. after the tyranids you are then sent to retirement and you find a new world and you become a farmer. then a grox sits on you and you die.

Stubber · 02-25-2007

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Originally Posted by MSguardsmen

Then a grox sits on you and you die.

When a grox with Diarrhoea sits on you...

Dan296 · 02-25-2007

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Originally Posted by Stubber

When a grox with Diarrhoea sits on you...

...who had eaten with the ogryns during curry night.

NearSightedFarseer · 02-25-2007

....when the ******** tastes better than your regular grub....

Killermoose · 02-25-2007

...and is probably better for you too...

Baron Spikey · 02-25-2007

...you hear the unmistakeable sound of your chimera stalling right in front of the enemy army

Stubber · 02-26-2007

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Originally Posted by baronspikey

...you hear the unmistakeable sound of your chimera stalling right in front of the enemy army

When you look out the top hatch and realise the Chimera stalled because it drove into a Carnifex...

Killermoose · 02-26-2007

..and he isn't looking too happy!

Cagarner · 02-26-2007

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..and he isn't looking to happy!

Does anybody look happy in the 40K Universe?????

Killermoose · 02-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Cagarner

Does anybody look happy in the 40K Universe?????

Well, I suppose Tau do, and so do Slannesh followers, in a sick, perverted sort of way...

Draconis Argentus Falzone · 02-26-2007

Orks.

Orks always got a big smile on dey faces when dey goin teh WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

Wakim · 02-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Cagarner

Does anybody look happy in the 40K Universe?????

Harlequins?

MSguardsmen · 02-26-2007

Chaos is almost always happy as long as they are : changing/killing/diseased/fulfilling some sick pleasure.

Thought for the day: Hatred is the Emperor´s greatest gift to humanity.

Draconis Argentus Falzone · 02-26-2007

You know it's going to be a bad day in the imperial guard when the thought for the day is: "Thought leads to heresy."

hairyyahoo · 02-27-2007

when someone sticks a sign to your back that says "commissars are cake eating wusses!"
when the company priest calls for a moment of silent prayer and you break wind, loudly.

NearSightedFarseer · 02-27-2007

When you're talking to a squadmate, saying, "you know, chaos isn't all that bad..", and you realize the visiting inquisitor overheard you...

Killermoose · 02-27-2007

When you realize that you just chucked the grenade pin, and the real things still in your hands.

Draconis Argentus Falzone · 02-27-2007

When you're sent to Armageddon's 4th war...

MSguardsmen · 02-27-2007

without Commissar Yarrick leading the way.

Thought of the Day: Never challange commissars to cake eating contests. They are sore losers

02-16-2007	#93 (permalink)
Rogue_Banana Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virgo Supercluster Posts: 106 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The commissar decides to take a dose of Eversor combat drugs, just for kicks and giggles... You make the sign of the aquila to your commanding officer and then realize you're actually flicking him off... Your sergeants' eyes turn green and he asks you to wear some chains... Four words: Unsupervised Game Store Kid. __________________ Any old saying looks more profound when written in italics "Forty thousand what? Forty thousand ways to never meet a girl?" "Never engage Satan in a knife-fight. Those hands do more than just fiddle, you know." Free demos for Dawn of War II on this site!

02-16-2007	#94 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Unsupervised Game Store Kid: thank god i carry a home made bolt pistol when ever i travel to tournys. Heres a story i need to relate. At the last tourny i went to i had fought the final battle and began putting my men away. They were placed on their game board that i had placed into a chair. This kid ran buy knocked over the chair that held over 300 dollars worth of grey knights. to my suprise all of the terminators survived however 10 halbreds were broken 5 arms came off and 2 sword arms went missing. i know i should have executed the kid right off the bat but i felt merciful for the kid as long as he found the 2 arms and fetched the 1 second hardening super glue and helped me fix them. __________________

02-17-2007	#95 (permalink)
hairyyahoo Master Procrastinator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As a figment of my own deranged imagination, i don't actually exist anywhere. Or London, UK. Posts: 3,717 Rep Power: 6 Thanks: 269 Thanked 426 Times in 305 Posts Blog Entries: 1	when your commander looks at you while holding a demo charge and asks for a volunteer. __________________ Howling At The Moon - A Truescale Space Wolf W.I.P Black Legion W.I.P Frozen Leaves Falling to Cut - eldar W.I.P Hairys Scratch Build Hallahballu

02-24-2007	#99 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	when you have finally fought the last battle against the orks on the planet of ... then your commander tells you to load up and that your own the way to stop a tyranid splinter fleet. you then fight a hundred battles and escape over a thousand chances of death. after the tyranids you are then sent to retirement and you find a new world and you become a farmer. then a grox sits on you and you die. __________________

02-25-2007	#102 (permalink)
NearSightedFarseer Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 253 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	....when the ******** tastes better than your regular grub.... __________________ En Taro Adun Mon-Keigh

02-16-2007	#92 (permalink)
rintinglen Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Downey, CA Posts: 118 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	When the Commisar starts his daily insprational talk with "I have good news and I have Bad news..."

02-24-2007	#97 (permalink)
rintinglen Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Downey, CA Posts: 118 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	When you call for ammo and the reply is "Fix bayonets." ...and you don't have one.

02-25-2007	#103 (permalink)
Killermoose The Ruler of Earth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Good old England! Posts: 1,059 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 19 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	...and is probably better for you too... __________________ By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

02-25-2007	#104 (permalink)
Baron Spikey Adeptus Primarch Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,722 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 61 Thanked 141 Times in 109 Posts	...you hear the unmistakeable sound of your chimera stalling right in front of the enemy army __________________ THE BIG QUIZ- Just Click The Sentence

02-26-2007	#106 (permalink)
Killermoose The Ruler of Earth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Good old England! Posts: 1,059 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 19 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	..and he isn't looking too happy! __________________ By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain Last edited by Killermoose; 02-26-2007 at 09:21 AM.

02-26-2007	#109 (permalink)
Draconis Argentus Falzone Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bass Ackwards Niddle of Mowhere Posts: 77 Rep Power: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Orks. Orks always got a big smile on dey faces when dey goin teh WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

02-26-2007	#111 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Chaos is almost always happy as long as they are : changing/killing/diseased/fulfilling some sick pleasure. Thought for the day: Hatred is the Emperor´s greatest gift to humanity. __________________

02-26-2007	#112 (permalink)
Draconis Argentus Falzone Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bass Ackwards Niddle of Mowhere Posts: 77 Rep Power: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	You know it's going to be a bad day in the imperial guard when the thought for the day is: "Thought leads to heresy."

02-27-2007	#113 (permalink)
hairyyahoo Master Procrastinator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As a figment of my own deranged imagination, i don't actually exist anywhere. Or London, UK. Posts: 3,717 Rep Power: 6 Thanks: 269 Thanked 426 Times in 305 Posts Blog Entries: 1	when someone sticks a sign to your back that says "commissars are cake eating wusses!" when the company priest calls for a moment of silent prayer and you break wind, loudly. __________________ Howling At The Moon - A Truescale Space Wolf W.I.P Black Legion W.I.P Frozen Leaves Falling to Cut - eldar W.I.P Hairys Scratch Build Hallahballu

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NearSightedFarseer Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 253 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	When you're talking to a squadmate, saying, "you know, chaos isn't all that bad..", and you realize the visiting inquisitor overheard you... __________________ En Taro Adun Mon-Keigh

02-27-2007	#115 (permalink)
Killermoose The Ruler of Earth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Good old England! Posts: 1,059 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 19 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	When you realize that you just chucked the grenade pin, and the real things still in your hands. __________________ By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

02-27-2007	#116 (permalink)
Draconis Argentus Falzone Trooper Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bass Ackwards Niddle of Mowhere Posts: 77 Rep Power: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	When you're sent to Armageddon's 4th war...

02-27-2007	#117 (permalink)
MSguardsmen Corporal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan Posts: 406 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	without Commissar Yarrick leading the way. Thought of the Day: Never challange commissars to cake eating contests. They are sore losers __________________

02-28-2007	#118 (permalink)
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