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03-01-2007
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| Corporal   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Titan
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|  and that the driver is actually a genestealer Thought of the day: If a genestealer steals genes how many genes would a genestealer steal if a genestealer could steal genes?
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03-01-2007
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| The Ruler of Earth   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Good old England!
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| When you search for your lasgun but can't even find it to begin with.
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03-01-2007
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| Trooper  Join Date: Nov 2006
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| And you realize that isn't a lasgun you were holding, its a ripper, and its grinning at you as you hold it. So you throw it down and grab your helmet off your head to smack it, and your helmet is a ripper too!  |
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03-01-2007
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| The Ruler of Earth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Good old England!
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| So you grab you're trusty combat knife, only to find out that the STC mucked it up and its made from cardboard!
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04-28-2007
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| COOKIE MONSTER NOMNOMNOM!     Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lurking in Sin City
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   | ...When you ask the chef whats for dinner and he asks how many men died... ....When your sent into combat with a gk grandmaster and you hear something about a holocoust....... ....when you see the Leman Russ reversing at full speed towards you and your in the forest.... ...when your fighting a bloodthirster and the commissar is laughing at you from far away....
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05-02-2007
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| Confused and Enraged    Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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07-07-2007
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| High Lord of Terra   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kenticky Fried Children
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Blog Entries: 1 | When your commanding officer walks in and says, "Todays assault will be lead by Captain Churchill," and then looks into the next room. A loud, "Ohhh, yes yes yes yes," quickly follows.
__________________  "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules" "Let's put a smile on that face!" "I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." "Madness, as you know, is like gravity … all it takes is a little push." "Why so serious?!" |
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07-07-2007
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| Resident Greyhunter  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wherever the wolves go
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| When you realise that your commisar has bad eye hand cordinaion and he wants to shoot the guy next to you
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07-07-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | When you realise your hand is lying over on the other side of the battlefield. When your stuck in a battle between Space Marines and Chaos. When your running from that battle, and you hear a defiler behind you.
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07-08-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | When your mortar fires inwards.
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07-08-2007
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| High Lord of Terra Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kenticky Fried Children
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Blog Entries: 1 | When your officer says, "Wellll...I better be hitting the old dusty trail," and walks off just before a Chaos assault.
__________________ "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules" "Let's put a smile on that face!" "I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." "Madness, as you know, is like gravity … all it takes is a little push." "Why so serious?!" |
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07-08-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | When, after refusing to go forward after persisting nudging, that same priest pulls out a chainsaw.
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07-08-2007
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| The Great Wolf   Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: BFE Kentucky
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 | When yer Chimera throws a track in the middle of a mass of Nurglings...or rather what used to be nurglings... When the advancing chaos Space Marines are meters away and you look over to see the Commissar sucking his thumb When that same Commissar visibly voids himself in his pants and screams, "MAMA!!!!" while running away from the battle lines.
__________________ I am Wolfpack, my fangs are long, my hair grey with age...I am The Great Wolf...I fight with bolter and Axe, my armies vast, my word final. A true son of Russ, my honor above all, I hunt the heretic, the xenos, and the witch and slay them where they stand!  My sons hunt our enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris |
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07-10-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | When you reach Jones, and his eight arms grab you. When Jones eats you. When you discover, after surviving Jones' disgestion system, that his stomach is full of Attack Squigs. Ouch.
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07-11-2007
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| Master Procrastinator   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As a figment of my own deranged imagination, i don't actually exist anywhere. Or London, UK.
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07-11-2007
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| Adeptus Arbites Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | :O My name is Chris, but come on! *Changes name to Jones*. Yay! :P When TheKiller333 becomes Jones.. :O Nah... maybe not.. :P When your Space Marine Allies Chaplain is running and screaming.
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