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07-22-2008
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| Sergeant   Join Date: Feb 2008
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|  Re: you KNOW it's going to be a bad day in the imperial guard when... when the medic says, oops, oh well you didn't need that anyway. When you see a crazy chick running at you with dual chainswords with steel wings sprouting from her back
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07-22-2008
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| Your Local Ori Prior    Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: According to some I dont actually exist, or I am not a real person!
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Blog Entries: 1   | Re: you KNOW it's going to be a bad day in the imperial guard when... When you hear the Phrase "welcome to the Death Korps" When Col. Shaeffer comes and visits you in your cell saying "want a get out of jail free card?" When you see Kage standing next to him "informing" you that you do! EDIT: I have another one When you hear the commissar say to you "Dont you love the smell of plasma burnt guardsman in the morning?" And then hands you the squads Plasma gun
__________________  Do you all Know what I am? I AM a member of the Old Guard! Speak up Terrans, which of ye are still here? Last edited by Imperial Commander Gent; 07-22-2008 at 01:09 PM. |
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07-22-2008
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| Banned  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: titusville florida
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07-22-2008
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| Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: titusville florida
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07-22-2008
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| Corporal  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Jose, California!
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You know it's a bad day when that weird rot under your bed begins to growl.
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07-22-2008
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| Your Friendly Neighborhood Heretic     Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Louisville, KY (Back home in the bluegrass)
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 When you realize you don't just 'take one sip' of the funny tea that nice looking Slaaneshi girl sold you...
__________________  "Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?" - Odyseeus (Troy - 2004) Black Saints Adeptus Astartes Chapter | ||
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07-23-2008
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| Corporal  Join Date: May 2008 Location: I'm about to be nuked, CA
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Blog Entries: 2 | Re: you KNOW it's going to be a bad day in the imperial guard when... Quote:
And he looks pissed. When you're being carjacked, while in a Leman Russ, by an old lady with a cane When the old lady successfully carjacks you
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07-23-2008
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| Adeptus Arbites  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Im not entirely sure. I think im stuck inside an alternate reality where im blue and the sky is me.
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Blog Entries: 1 | Re: you KNOW it's going to be a bad day in the imperial guard when... When the old lady suddenly morphs into a greater daemon of Khorne and screams for blood.
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