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Lord Aulianas Darakathos · 07-02-2008

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Originally Posted by all-lucky7777

When you are the only one who is as addicted as you.

When you're the only one as addicted as All-Lucky7777

and you live to tell the tale.

When your addiction creeps out Lucius the Eternal.

When people envy your collection so much that Luther's afraid.

When Kharn the Betrayer is afraid to break any of your figures.

When you have a larger army than Horus.

When you dress up as the Emperor for Halloween and get your buddy to be pre-Heresy Horus.

all-lucky7777 · 07-03-2008

I hope I haven't made a reputation for myself...

When you make a reputation for yourself as the most addicted 40k nut in the world.

lame larry · 07-04-2008

you know your addicted to 40k when you listen very hard during ancient history with medi evil times just incase you find a new torture for the inquisitation

Scoutmaster477 · 07-04-2008

You know you are addicted to 40K when you plan an addition to your house just for a room to keep your armies in.

To be honest the I am planning to do that!

qwertyblarg · 07-05-2008

thats dedication......
when whilst carrying all your cases your so weighed down a carnifex strikes before you in combat.

all-lucky7777 · 07-05-2008

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Originally Posted by qwertyblarg

thats dedication......
when whilst carrying all your cases your so weighed down a carnifex strikes before you in combat.

Don't doubt the Bio-Plasma/Adrenal Glands(I) Carny! 10 strength and monstrous creature rules at Init 4 breaks dreadnoughts!

...When you respond to just about anything like that, you just might be addicted to 40k!

(heres to the Jeff Foxworthy variant on these Jokes! Whoohoo *blares kazoo*

)

qwertyblarg · 07-06-2008

i meant the I1 carnies but ah well......

Stubber · 07-23-2008

When you convince your drunken friend Tom that it wasn't the Grey Knights whom defeated Angron on armageddon. It was TOM!!!

Spartan2154 · 07-23-2008

When after you have taken a **** you accidentally drop a spore mine mini in the toilet, and refuse to leave even IT behind...

(never done that, i swear on my Addicted to 40k Anonymous Group)

Lord Aulianas Darakathos · 07-23-2008

.... disturbing.

When you create a diorama of the discontinuation of squats, including, but not limited to, a giant hand pointing at a squat force, and a rather considerable amount of Tyranids chewing on them, complete with models of hormagaunts jumping on squats.

I swear I am not going to do this.... but damn it, I want to. If only I had the Tyranids, patience, time, squats, and lack of a life.

Oh, wait, I have the last one.

Spartan2154 · 07-23-2008

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Originally Posted by Lord Aulianas Darakathos

.... disturbing.

I didnt do it i swear! lol

Colonel Marbi Chora · 07-23-2008

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Originally Posted by Lord Aulianas Darakathos

I swear I am not going to do this.... but damn it, I want to. If only I had the Tyranids, patience, time, squats, and lack of a life.

Oh, wait, I have the last one.

Burn?

You know that you're addicted if you begin to twitch and froth after not doing anything hobby-related for over a week (Guilty... *sniff* )

Col.Feren · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Torquemada Coteaz

haha,
OR Dwarf Runes (fantasy or LOTR) or Tau Characters
(done the dwarf runes in my essay about Tolkien's Creatures way back in the day. and Tau characters is what i use for my Titles and stuff sometimes)

When you can speak in elvish, No I don't! Really!
Or
When you pray to the emperor, Yes I do!

Col.Feren · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Col.Feren

When you can speak in elvish, No I don't! Really!
Or
When you pray to the emperor, Yes I do!

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Exactly my point, and 3 companies of Space Marines could completley wipe out the entire jedi order!

Er if some clones in plastic dinner plates can?-Need I say more?

Deathshroud · 07-30-2008

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Originally Posted by DeAd_cOmMaNdO

my contribution:

you know youve been playing 40k too long when, at a nightclub, you and your mates begin to wodner how many people youd fit under a real-scale ordinance blast (true, sadly)

hahahahahaha. this is the best thing i've heard all week. even if i'm 2 years late.

Deathshroud · 07-30-2008

when, everytime you hear the thunder clap at the beginning of a storm, these 3 things immediately pop into your mind, without fail:

1. tyranid invasion.
2. drop pods being fired from just above the atmosphere and marines descending
3. the warp opened up and you're about to be consumed by something chaos.

qwertyblarg · 07-30-2008

4. ordnance has been fired at you and you go to ground.
5. whn several thunder claps follow each other getting louder you assume the inquisition has stopped sending assasins against you and sent a titan. you then get 2 dice go to ground get a 3+ cover save for being in a building and going to ground and then hoping you dont roll 1's or 2's on your cover save.

Comrade · 07-30-2008

6. Our warp status has changed letting us back into the imperium, and you hope you get to join the IG

Scoutmaster477 · 07-30-2008

7. When you add a room to your house just to store your mini's in. (guilty of that)

Colonel Marbi Chora · 07-30-2008

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Originally Posted by Scoutmaster477

7. When you add a room to your house just to store your mini's in. (guilty of that)

You're so lucky....

8. When You have a bookcase full of Black Liberary books detailing the 41st millenium, as well as old codicies, etc. (I can wish ^^)

Lord Aulianas Darakathos · 07-30-2008

9. When you have a secret basement, normally reserved for evil masterminds and thier diabolical schemes, entirely devoted to your minature armies.

10. When you have created the plans to an inferior, but functional, shuriken catapult.

lame larry · 07-30-2008

when you refuse to go to church but would happily go if the priest was the emporer

mcflurry · 07-31-2008

When you sleep with a titan rather than your wife who is on the sofa.

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Lord Aulianas Darakathos Corporal Join Date: May 2008 Location: I'm about to be nuked, CA Posts: 285 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 17 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Re: You KNOW your addicted to 40k when... .... disturbing. When you create a diorama of the discontinuation of squats, including, but not limited to, a giant hand pointing at a squat force, and a rather considerable amount of Tyranids chewing on them, complete with models of hormagaunts jumping on squats. I swear I am not going to do this.... but damn it, I want to. If only I had the Tyranids, patience, time, squats, and lack of a life. Oh, wait, I have the last one. __________________ I apologise for my apparent lack of sanity in this post. ^ Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate What creates my own madness And I'm addicted to your punishment And you're the master And I am awaiting this disaster Alpharius: “Wait ... that was my line! Hey, are you ending the chapter already! You can't do that, I'm the bloody her-” Ended. Chew on that. =]L[=

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Lord Aulianas Darakathos Corporal Join Date: May 2008 Location: I'm about to be nuked, CA Posts: 285 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 17 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Re: You KNOW your addicted to 40k when... 9. When you have a secret basement, normally reserved for evil masterminds and thier diabolical schemes, entirely devoted to your minature armies. 10. When you have created the plans to an inferior, but functional, shuriken catapult. __________________ I apologise for my apparent lack of sanity in this post. ^ Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate What creates my own madness And I'm addicted to your punishment And you're the master And I am awaiting this disaster Alpharius: “Wait ... that was my line! Hey, are you ending the chapter already! You can't do that, I'm the bloody her-” Ended. Chew on that. =]L[=

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