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Old 03-16-2008   #1 (permalink)
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You know i just cant resist this.......fill out the following questions rofl..

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Hight:
Iq:
Personality:
Hobbies:
Other Information:
Turn ons:
Turn Offs:

here is my tyanids!

Name:Victor the Lictor
Age:1500
Sex:Bio-Engineered
Hight: Varies
Iq: Foooooooood *drools*
Personality:Smash Things *Drools some more*
Hobbies: FOOOOOOOD *Insert bbqed space marine here*
Other Information:We Like Foood
Turn ons: Dead Space Marines, Necron Allies
Turn Offs:SPACE MARINES, Imperial Guard
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Old 03-17-2008   #2 (permalink)
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Name:the 882 (ravein skaven)
Age:436
Sex:male
Hight: Varies
Iq: 84
Personality:we enjoy long walks on the beach and the sound of a lifeless corps hitting the floor.
Hobbies: ork hunting
Other Information:recruted by commisar Amathor 2 years ago we live only to serve the emperor
Turn ons: Serving the emperor
Turn Offs:Chaos orkey skum.
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if at all possible try get them in the rear.

can the inquisition tell why kids love cinniman toast crunch?

vote http://www.40kterra.com/forums/f195/...eath-7471.html
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Old 05-04-2008   #3 (permalink)
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Name:BLACK TEMPLAR!!!
Age:10,000
Sex:male
Hight:varies
Iq:PUGE!
Personality:NO REMORSE! NO PITY!
Hobbies:killing hertics and xenos scum
Other Information:three simple rules
1. if i charge follow me
2. if i retreat kill me
3. if i fall avenge me
Turn ons:sister of battle
Turn Offs:hertics
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Name: Battle Brother Valerian Caden, Captain of The Emperor's Crimson Archons
Age:432 years of age
Sex:Male
Height: Out of power armor, 8' 11 "
Iq: I dont have enough fingers and toes to count that high so lend me yours....
Personality:Your either with me or against me, choose wisely.
Hobbies: Kickin ass and chewing bubblegum, but in the WH40k, all space marines are out of gum
Other Information: im not emo or a chaos marine! im a crimson archon!
Turn ons:Calling Sister Sororitas members "Bolter B****es" to their face then running and hiding under my bed
Turn Offs: Heretical filth, Mindless robots, samurai-wanna-be xenos, green-skins, and bugs that i cant squish with my boot because they are to big so i have to go out of my way to slice and hack them into xenos suishi *what a mess*
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Name:General Adios(Steel Legion)
Age:243(looks 25 ahh youth stims)
Sex:M
Hight:6'5
Iq:181
Personality:Smart,and resorceful
Hobbies: killing orks,Fighting Khorne
Other Information: Yarrick is a good man old but good
Turn ons: SoB Hospitallers, Brothells
Turn Offs: Genestealer cults,Orks,Chaos
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The Inquisition are not after you.
The Inquisition does not exist.
You saw nothing and heard nothing.
(Order a Vindicare on that man...)
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Name: The Bloodreaver
Age: I stopped counting...
Sex: Cyborg Male
Hight: Varies on whether im in or out of armour
Iq: Iq? Isn't that the Quiz Show?
Personality: ... DIE!
Hobbies: Mutilating my enemies
Other Information: Im half cyborg
Turn ons: Seeing the men of the Emperor slaughtered beneath me!
Turn Offs: Plague Marines man, those guys stink.
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Name: slaanesh
Age: the age u like
Sex: .....bit o' this bit o' that
Hight: 6.5
Iq: who needs brains when you have emotion!
Personality: i lure you....
Hobbies: temepting loyalist space marines
Other Information:
Turn ons: NOISE
Turn Offs: my grandma
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Name:Iron Warriors
Age:any age
sex:male
Hight:6 to 7 feet
Iq:very very high
personality:
Hobbies:converting weapons
other info:
turn ons: HEAVY WEAPONS
turn offs: imperial fist, and demons
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Name: Ryoto
Age: unknown stopped at 18
Sex:male
Height: 9 feet
Iq: off teh charts
Personality: pure awesomeness
Hobbies: killing crap, chillin with Ayame and his chapter
Other Information: Girlfriend is an android with human element (brain and stuff) named Ayame
Turn ons: Ayame angry, new ideas for "fun"
Turn Offs: Chaos, xenos , idiots...................
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Name: Necron Lord of Krolvan III
Age: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to... wait... Living! KILL!
Sex: Never had it. KILL!
Height: 6'3. KILL!
IQ: KILL!
Personality: Care to guess? KILL!
Hobbies: KILLING, Killing, writing in my poetry journal, raging against the conformist system, and KILL!
Other Information: KILL! KILL! KILL! I like to KILL! *bursts into song about killing, a la Turn Ons: Dead. Don't have any. Im not a necrophile, geez. Oh, wait. KILL!
Turn offs: Not killing! Oh, and idiots. And emos. And Sesame Stree--- Damnit, KILL!


EDIT: If anyone still does this, would this be an idea for intros?

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