3v3 Complete Anarchy

[munkey joe paints]

LMAO!!! There over watchin the war with tea and biscuits!!!

WHOA!!! did you see that?? man that had to hurt! hand Me a push pop?

[Dragoon King]

Originally Posted by munkey joe paints

LMAO!!! There over watchin the war with tea and biscuits!!!

WHOA!!! did you see that?? man that had to hurt! hand Me a push pop?

Hehe, kinda like in the olden days when spectators would picnic and watch battles like some kinda play was going on, lol. With parasols, nonetheless. "I do declare, that gentleman just got his skull relieved of its contents".

[Baron Spikey]

Vote please (I know the irony of asking others to vote when I have yet to do so myself)

[BrainDeleted]

6 of the Battle Field's best voters are in the battle!

[Irish1642]

this is a tough one but I think those craters are gonna mess with the vehicles but both side seems rather vehicle heavy...I dunno I think I'm gonna go with the Fluffy good guys on this one, the Grey knights are just heavy anti chaos and the whole board seems to be covered with terrain pieces so that orbital can drop down nearly anywhere on the first turn it strikes

[Dragoon King]

Umm, what is the vote tally? Looks like I'm gonna lose again. Dang Imperials!

[Sir_Servo]

Yeah looks like we are in for a whooping here. To many people are putting stock in the Grey Knights or Eldar. Honestly these two armies (Grey Knights in particular) are not very Tough. Small numbers on the Grey Knights side and us having enough AP 3 or better weaponry means they die like little buggers.

Almost all the Eldar vehicles are Armour of 10 witch isn't worth anything. Throw on top of that all my flamers to take out Pathfinder squads. How good is your cover save when I take it away with hellhounds and flamers. But these arguments are useless considering this is the last day of voting.

But that does remind me Come People VOTE!!!

Servo

[BrainDeleted]

Haha. Good one.

How are you going to take me out with a Flamer while you're being shredded by 13 Ultra Fast + Ultra movable Skimmers? Your tanks can't just roll over difficult Terrain. Your tanks can't live through a barrage of S8 projectiles to their flank armor and S8 projectiles that cut your armor to 12. Plus the alleys of safe terrain that you'll use to move through will be clogged by the burning wreckage of your forward most tanks.

Yes, Armor 10 but who cares? 24" and then they open fire. They'll get one shotting phase on you at their full numbers.

My whole doctrine is to overwhelm you so fast and so totally that most of your big guns won't be able to fire back.

Where are your AP3 weapons? In those Guard Tanks? They won't live very long...

I motion for voting to be extended until the 7 vote mark is reached.

DISCLAIMER!!!!: I am not angry, indignant, or insulted! I just argue like this! I still love you all.

[Dragoon King]

And we love you too, Bd. Man, I'm like 1-5 on the Battlefield now. Oh well, still a fun battle.

[Sir_Servo]

Unless I am missing some Eldar specail rule you can't move 24" and shoot your weapons. As stated in BBB you can move up to 12" as a fast vehicle and then shoot ONE main weapon and all your defensive weapons and if you are targeting tanks might as well just be your ONE main weapon. Not to mention you would have to roll night fighting rules as well on turn one. Then I can come crashing down upon you. I have search lights for those that need them. I have plenty of heavy flamers witch don't need to roll to hit so your super skimmer powers are useless against that. I can hit multiple vehicles with multiple templates to cause multiple rolls on the damage tables and your presious vipers come crashing down in heaps of burning wraithbone/metal what ever you guys use.

And sense you sated that you are already bearing down upon me with your 24" movement I believe it is to late to take that argument back and I would gladly move and cleanse the evil eldar scum from the face of this rock.

*On a side note*
God I love talking shop with you all. If only my current gaming group actually used tactics. Dont worry Brian not taking any of this personally.


Servo

[BrainDeleted]

I'll clear it up: I'd move 24" then next turn barrage you. Thats a total movement of 36". That was my intentional meaning.
My Vypers and Falcon only have one main weapon and one secondary weapon. Thats all they really need.

My Warwalkers will take you to the cleaners if you use those searchlights turn one, you know that right?

I'm not going to impale myself on your spear like a grizzly bear. I'm moving to you but around at the same time. If I started taking really heavy losses I could just...24" away, ya know. Hit & Run if necessary. Of course my Falcon has some precious cargo, I.E. The Fire Dragons. They'll be deposited nearby you're tank batteries.


Errr....Flamers need to be close to be used to the effect you're saying...How will you get close when I move 12" a turn and still fire? Target Priority = Leman Russes first if possible, then Hell Hounds, then just the closest vehicle. Unless the closest vehicle is a threat, in which case it will be taken care of.

[Dragoon King]

Just don't get too riled up guys, lol. Also, Servo has some help coming from me too (mmmm, tasty Oblits!) Plasma Cannon, anyone? I frickin love that I can say that, cause if I'm thinkin right, not even Chaos Dreads got PC in the 3rd. ed.

[Sir_Servo]

That is fine board is 5' in width. You set up 12" in then move your 24" that puts you at 36" (or 3 feet) I set up 12" in and then I move 6" and unleash with 9 8"flamer templates that are Str. 5 and that is just from my troop transports. I will easilly be able to cover all your vypers and either destroy them out right or make them so they can't shoot next turn at the very least. And that is just my transports that isn't the hellhound or the troops inside the tanks.

Now if you are going to go and change your tactics than so can I, but from what you have told me that is what is going to happen. You move than I move and I have roasted Eldar just in time for dinner. Face it man they are BBQed!

After that meesilly little threat is contained I have enough firepower to deal with the rest of your army as it trudges aross the field through a curtain of fire just to come with in reach of my flamers in time for me to have a second corse of BBQ eldar. If you manage to get into combat with me, well that is what DK is here for.

Servo

[BrainDeleted]

I edit my posts constantly so look back at the one you just replied too.

I'm not changing my strategy because there isn't anything wrong with it. Skimmers moving fast downgrade all penetrating hits to glancing hits. So you need a +5 to glance and then a +5 to destroy but again...I'm not impaling myself on your spear. Besides the Warwalkers will always be firing. Bright Lances work wonders.


There are two craters between our deployment zones, covering nearly all the ground. How do your tracked vehicles plan to outmaneuver my fast skimmers, eh? In difficult and dangerous terrain?

Trudge...Who is trudging any where? I'm eldar...We don't trudge ever.
You know...Pathfinders infiltrate. The Fire Dragons have a transport in the Falcon which, I might add, is completely invulnerable to your flamers. So that Falcon will just ignore all those flamers and get the Fire Dragons to where they need to go.

It Appears Dragoon is coming for me? I missed that. That big bad Land Raider of his...I'll have to use my three Bright Lances... since they penetrate a Land Raider on a +5 and Glance on a +4 I don't think Kharn will be joining our little party, Servo. If that nasty Kharn lives through that Land Raider then my Dark Reapers will shoot him up with their AP3.

Rom is sending some of those lovely Dev's with Missile Launchers and a Razorback with a Lascannon...Well that should be nice for all those troop transports. I missed nearly all the tactics for some reason.

Since DK is going to throw himself at me the Avatar will walk through that one path between the craters that has no terrain to stop him. So that'll be clogged up making it a no go for those troop transports. They'll have to go through the dangerous of difficult terrain or just not go. The Avatar is invulnerable to all flame weaponry + He has a Melta Gun and rolls 2D6 for Armor Penetration in Combat.

I don't see how you'll advance 12" with the terrain and all...Probably 6" but Twelve is getting into the dangerous crater and the difficult one.


Who goes first? If its the chaos team then I'll only have to advance 12" to shoot. If its us then I'll go the 18"-24" (The necessary amount to get within my Eldar Missile Launcher's 24" range) so I'm in position for turn two.


I haven't figured out those sweet arrow things that everyone else is using yet...

[Dragoon King]

Not only Kharn and the Land Raider, but six Oblits, Bd. Oh and my illegal Daemons (apologies again, I really could have used the points somewhere else, so everyone has permission to kick me in the privates, if it was physically possible, I'd do it myself)!

[BrainDeleted]

I think Erus and his blunt metal objects could arrange for you to gain the ability to kick yourself in the groin, DK

But Erus can do anything with a blunt metal object.


Hahahaha

[SteveBerenyi]

with a 2-1 imperial win, Congratulations go to Munkey Joe, Brain Deleted and Warmaster Romulas.