Ork short story

[calvor]

Well I have written a short story about the Warboss of my Ork army.
Here it is:

-Battle of Tangarona-

There was a tremendous explosion off in the distance but it didn't seem to bother the enormous warboss who was charging at great speed to the nearest Guardsmen.
“Get in there ya Grot lovin' runtz!” he yelled at the nearest mob of Orks.
Just then he crashed in to the man and sent him flying three meters and in a wide arc brought his choppa down on to the nearest Guardsman's head killing him in a fatal blow.
“Werr 'ave ya lot bin, killed dim awl by mi self ya lazy gitz!” He yelled at his Bodyguards as they caught up to him.
“Da fight finished an' ya just got 'ere!” He yelled at the Nobs.
“Get da grotz an' start getin stuff, need more scrape for da mek boyz ta make more gunz 'n' stuff cause the 'umies are gunna cumz back ya seez” He ordered.
Then he dismissed them, and started to walk towards to his boys.
“Oorgor 'Umanmasha!” the boys chanted as the warboss walked towards them.
“The 'Umies are comin' back an' so we are gunna give dim da fight of there livez!”Oorgor yelled
“Waaagh!”was the reply from the boys.

It was Dawn the next day when the Imperial Guard returned but the Orks scavenged a couple of tanks which the mek boys managed to fix them and get then running. The Guard start to take cover in craters and behind boulders and rubble they were expecting the Orks to charge right in and they would be ready to shoot they down but the Orks did not the come. BANG! the cannons of the looted tanks fired and landed where the guardsmen had taken cover there where casualties for the Guard. Then a massive then all that can be heard is Waaagh which was yelled by the charging Orks. At the head of the charge was the giant warboss Oorgor 'umanmasha who was blasting his shoota in to the nearest squade of guardsmen.
“Dakka dakka dakka!” He yelled.
“You 'umies are to runty not Orky!” he taunted.
“We shall never be defeated by the likes of you Xenos scum” Said the commander of the Imperial Guard.
“You want ta say dat over 'ere 'umie!” Oorgor replyed.
With out waiting for the reply he charged the commander bringing his choppa down, but the commander was quick and he missed. The commander went and stabbed but glanced off Oorgors Armour, hes saw his opening and brought his choppa up and hit him under the arm and going up through the spine out beside the neck killing his instantly. After the death of there commander the Imperial Guard started to retreat but where cut down by the pursuing Orks.
“Anuvva world conquered, this is gunna be the biggist Waaagh evva!” Oorgor shouted to the assembled Orks.
“Waaagh!!” was the reply.

The End.

I hope you liked it. Any criticisms would be welcome as this is my second bit of fluff ever.