American State Mottos - 40K Terra

Rhaalidor · 04-29-2008

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Which one's yours?

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's

Michigan
First Line Of Defense....From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State

Texas
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Ay, Yep

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We have more rain than you do

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

Vlad Von Carstein · 04-29-2008

ROFL JUST TRY TO STOP US CANADIANS!

Spartan2154 · 04-29-2008

HAHA
ROFL
CALIFORNIA!!!!!
XD
THIS STATE IS MESSED UP!!!!!
LOL

~PROUD CALIFORNIAN~

Vlad Von Carstein · 04-29-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spartan2154

HAHA
ROFL
CALIFORNIA!!!!!
XD
THIS STATE IS MESSED UP!!!!!
LOL

~PROUD CALIFORNIAN~

That enplanes alot

Spartan2154 · 04-29-2008

RIGHT ON!!!!!
WOOOOO
*shakes fist in the air*

other 49 states=not as cool by far

Vlad Von Carstein · 04-29-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spartan2154

RIGHT ON!!!!!
WOOOOO
*shakes fist in the air*

other 49 states=not as cool by far

Your The Usa's ****....Or Bush's **** to be exact

Canada has a good modo..

"Still not part of the usa, and At least we don't have bush"

Spartan2154 · 04-29-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elzanith

Your The Usa's ****....Or Bush's **** to be exact

Canada has a good modo..

"Still not part of the usa, and At least we don't have bush"

"South Park Hates Us!"

Templar Mikeel · 04-29-2008

Quote:

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

I love it! I need to get that on a bumper sticker!

thekinetic · 04-29-2008

Too true with Virginia, slackjaw yokel that's me. I'm getting better though but sometimes it slips out.

P.S. Yes I do play the banjo, there I said it!

Rhaalidor · 04-29-2008

YeeHaw!

juddski · 04-30-2008

ilmao, nice one Rhaalidor

Quote:

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

one of my favourites

Rellik · 04-30-2008

lmao love the hawaii motto its so true!

masterofweirdness · 04-30-2008

Hmm....

My mom's from New Jersey and my Dad's from Texas... so somewhere in between?

The NJ one is SO true!

themandalorian · 04-30-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spartan2154

HAHA
ROFL
CALIFORNIA!!!!!
XD
THIS STATE IS MESSED UP!!!!!
LOL

~PROUD CALIFORNIAN~

**post edited to remove potentially offencive material**

Warmaster Romulas · 04-30-2008

whats wrong with waving a foriegn flag around?

many americans arent patriotic dont join the military, litter, and bring down the test score plenty on their own, steal bikes, and dont have liscences.

but its ok for them to do that since they wave the right flag?
more american kids know who ronald mcdonald compared to george washington
Illigal/undocumented workers are a major part of the american economy
do you want to pay $10 for one orange
they do many jobs americans deem "beneath them"

IMHO
yes there are some criminal elements among them but for the most part they just want to do right by their family
they dont want to steal
they just want to work

on a lighter note:
thats what you californians get for letting the terminator be govenor

liveevil2000 · 04-30-2008

I always thought the motto for Arizona was "Like dust? GOOD!" Has anyone ever been to Arizona. If oyu plan on moving there, buy stock in swiffer dusters.

Vlad Von Carstein · 04-30-2008

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Originally Posted by Warmaster Romulas

thats what you californians get for letting the terminator be govenor

I Will Crush All Girly Men!, then send you to the place to do the job for the guy and get money!

themandalorian · 05-01-2008

Hmmmm, i can't really explain it. If you came to my school you'd see definately what i mean.

I like most of them, it's just hard that they are ILLEGAL. Something definately needs to change with immigration though, that's for sure

Dragoon King · 05-02-2008

I like the Kentucky one. I swear, most people I run into, I'm kin in some way! Yeah, we got shoes now too.

Vlad Von Carstein · 05-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragoon King

I like the Kentucky one. I swear, most people I run into, I'm kin in some way! Yeah, we got shoes now too.

What about pants and socks?

Dragoon King · 05-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elzanith

What about pants and socks?

Yeah, but I hardly wear either. We even flying machines, moving pictures, and cologne for yer armpits, lol!

Vlad Von Carstein · 05-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragoon King

Yeah, but I hardly wear either. We even flying machines, moving pictures, and cologne for yer armpits, lol!

Dem Flying Pictures sure are Interesting What about dem tape playing sex box's? (look it up on family guys site...) And the Great Talking Banna's with dem cords?

Rellik · 05-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragoon King

Yeah, but I hardly wear either. We even flying machines, moving pictures, and cologne for yer armpits, lol!

lmao that was pretty funny. dont forget you can buy butter already made, you dont need to churn it anymore.

04-29-2008	#3 (permalink)
Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 249 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 21	Re: American State Mottos HAHA ROFL CALIFORNIA!!!!! XD THIS STATE IS MESSED UP!!!!! LOL ~PROUD CALIFORNIAN~ __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane.

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Spartan2154 Corporal Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US) Posts: 249 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 21	Re: American State Mottos RIGHT ON!!!!! WOOOOO shakes fist in the air other 49 states=not as cool by far __________________ I am either crazy, or inhumanly sane. Last edited by Spartan2154; 04-29-2008 at 08:23 PM. Reason: spelling

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thekinetic Trooper Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Springfield, Va Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	Re: American State Mottos Too true with Virginia, slackjaw yokel that's me. I'm getting better though but sometimes it slips out. P.S. Yes I do play the banjo, there I said it! __________________ Courage and honour!

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Rellik Pancake Madman Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Wichita Kansas, or as we like to call it the dub k Posts: 1,679 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 113 Thanked 161 Times in 120 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Re: American State Mottos lmao love the hawaii motto its so true! __________________ This is Rellik and i approve this message www.myspace.com/makaala_d come on by and visit

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Warmaster Romulas Major Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!! Posts: 1,766 Rep Power: 2 Thanks: 198 Thanked 121 Times in 95 Posts	Re: American State Mottos whats wrong with waving a foriegn flag around? many americans arent patriotic dont join the military, litter, and bring down the test score plenty on their own, steal bikes, and dont have liscences. but its ok for them to do that since they wave the right flag? more american kids know who ronald mcdonald compared to george washington Illigal/undocumented workers are a major part of the american economy do you want to pay $10 for one orange they do many jobs americans deem "beneath them" IMHO yes there are some criminal elements among them but for the most part they just want to do right by their family they dont want to steal they just want to work on a lighter note: thats what you californians get for letting the terminator be govenor __________________ ""A true patriot is a lover of his country who rebukes and does not excuse its sins." Frederick Douglass "A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, if we dont get no tolls then we dont eat no rolls" Little John Robin Hood: Men in Tights CLICK HERE TO SEE My July Painting Comp Entry Chaplain Charlie Last edited by hairyyahoo; 04-30-2008 at 10:50 AM.

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liveevil2000 Master of Evil Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 187 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 10 Thanked 25 Times in 17 Posts	Re: American State Mottos I always thought the motto for Arizona was "Like dust? GOOD!" Has anyone ever been to Arizona. If oyu plan on moving there, buy stock in swiffer dusters. __________________ Evil~ Evil is as Evil does

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themandalorian Corporal Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 416 Rep Power: 1 Thanks: 4 Thanked 14 Times in 12 Posts	Re: American State Mottos Hmmmm, i can't really explain it. If you came to my school you'd see definately what i mean. I like most of them, it's just hard that they are ILLEGAL. Something definately needs to change with immigration though, that's for sure

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Dragoon King Destruction Manifest Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Loyall, Kentucky Posts: 2,653 Rep Power: 3 Thanks: 70 Thanked 95 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Re: American State Mottos I like the Kentucky one. I swear, most people I run into, I'm kin in some way! Yeah, we got shoes now too. __________________ “Nothing you can lose by dying is half so precious as the readiness to die, which is a man’s charter of nobility.” George Santayana.