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| KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Which one's yours? Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's Michigan First Line Of Defense....From The Canadians Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else. Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania Cook With Coal Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee The Edyoocashun State Texas Se Hablo Ingles Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont Ay, Yep Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington We have more rain than you do West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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| ROFL JUST TRY TO STOP US CANADIANS!
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| Corporal ![]() Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US)
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Blog Entries: 17 | HAHA ROFL CALIFORNIA!!!!! XD THIS STATE IS MESSED UP!!!!! LOL ~PROUD CALIFORNIAN~
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| Corporal ![]() Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ConCreTe JuNgLe (southern California, US)
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Blog Entries: 17 | RIGHT ON!!!!! WOOOOO *shakes fist in the air* other 49 states=not as cool by far ![]()
__________________ There are those that say war cannot be described by music, or sound; that there is no song to describe battle. I tell you now, the screams of the dying, the quake of the trembling earth, the howl of gunfire, the laughter of the gods of war, the crunch of bone beneath the axe...all are part of the ultimate symphony of carnage. My Chainaxe is my instrument, as i play the song of death. -Spartan2154 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Spartan2154; 2 Weeks Ago at 08:23 PM. Reason: spelling |
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| Too true with Virginia, slackjaw yokel that's me. I'm getting better though but sometimes it slips out. P.S. Yes I do play the banjo, there I said it! ![]()
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Blog Entries: 5 | lmao love the hawaii motto its so true!
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| Hmm.... My mom's from New Jersey and my Dad's from Texas... so somewhere in between? The NJ one is SO true! ![]()
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| Captain ![]() Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!U-S-A!!
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| whats wrong with waving a foriegn flag around? many americans arent patriotic dont join the military, litter, and bring down the test score plenty on their own, steal bikes, and dont have liscences. but its ok for them to do that since they wave the right flag? more american kids know who ronald mcdonald compared to george washington Illigal/undocumented workers are a major part of the american economy do you want to pay $10 for one orange they do many jobs americans deem "beneath them" IMHO yes there are some criminal elements among them but for the most part they just want to do right by their family they dont want to steal they just want to work on a lighter note: thats what you californians get for letting the terminator be govenor
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| I always thought the motto for Arizona was "Like dust? GOOD!" Has anyone ever been to Arizona. If oyu plan on moving there, buy stock in swiffer dusters.
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| I Will Crush All Girly Men!, then send you to the place to do the job for the guy and get money!
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| Hmmmm, i can't really explain it. If you came to my school you'd see definately what i mean. I like most of them, it's just hard that they are ILLEGAL. Something definately needs to change with immigration though, that's for sure |
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Blog Entries: 1 | I like the Kentucky one. I swear, most people I run into, I'm kin in some way! Yeah, we got shoes now too.
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| What about pants and socks?
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Blog Entries: 1 | Yeah, but I hardly wear either. We even flying machines, moving pictures, and cologne for yer armpits, lol!
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| Dem Flying Pictures sure are Interesting What about dem tape playing sex box's? (look it up on family guys site...) And the Great Talking Banna's with dem cords?
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Blog Entries: 5 | lmao that was pretty funny. dont forget you can buy butter already made, you dont need to churn it anymore.
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Blog Entries: 1 | Store bought butter sucks, bro. It's all vegetable oil. I won't touch the stuff. However, my grandmother used to churn fresh butter, and buttermilk. If you've never had it, your missing out! Mmmmm, fresh butter on cornbread is divine.
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| Soldaten ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | You sure as shoot better not pronounce that S Nebraska- Yes we are a state
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