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| Corporal   Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Blog Entries: 2 |  Ballad Of Battle-ranch I'm having a bad Day at work so i thought I'd share with you all just how i got my name. Flash back to the summer of 2006, I'm a plucky young Private new to The army. I'm just back form basic training when one day my Master jack (master Corporal) comes up and asks if i want to go camping with some of our Squadron mates and his College friends. I jump at the chance and Eagerly Await the weekend of Drinking and sports. So when i get to my master jack's house i find out all his college friends are girls... AND THEY'RE ALL HOT!!! Now I'm a shy guy by nature and don't say much as we head out to the camp sight. I'm sitting beside this adorable girl named Carmen and if anyone doesn't think she's cute they're crazy. We arrive at the Camp sight and crack out first beers. i set up my tent and lawn Chair and settle in around the fire. by 2300 Everyone is alittle drunk and i go to relieve myself. when i get back i hear Carmen say "... Battlestar Galactica..." I think to myself "good lord, if she likes BSG surely we'll have more in common!" So i blunt out " ilove Battlestar Galactica!" and everyone laughs at me. a friend of mine goes on to explain that they were talking about how BSG is the nerdiest show on tv and how people who watch usually do so with their moms. ouch So the next day we played abunch of Sports and drank somemore and I BBQ'd a bunch of Steaks and lobster and other stuff for people. at about 5 it started to rain and we went into a cook house and played some Drinking games. One game was see who could chug the most beers without throwing up in 2 minutes (hey I'm in the army its what we do). I thought this was a sure fire way to impress Carmen. As i closed my eyes and downed my 3rd beer i reach out for my 4th and someone handed my a bottle of creamy Ranch salad dressing. i don't even think about it and chug it, all of it. seconds later i'm bound for the door. Into the cold rain as i throw up all over the side of my Master-Jacks new car. everyone Cheered for me as i got back inside. and my Master-Jack Nicknamed me Battle-Ranch and its stuck to me ever since. I know lame story but hey, I'm bored
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| Grandpa Nurgle      Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Fenris-AKA-Olympia Washington
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   | Re: Ballad Of Battle-ranch Thats a good story,i like how you got your name.I bet that was nasty coming back up. Any luck with Carmen?
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| Pancake Madman  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Wichita Kansas, or as we like to call it the dub k
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Blog Entries: 5 | Re: Ballad Of Battle-ranch lol cool story dude
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| Corporal Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Blog Entries: 2 | Re: Ballad Of Battle-ranch luck with carmen? well it took alot of flirting and nagging but we hooked up and are going on... well she knows how many months :P
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| Adeptus Arbrites   Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Maryland
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Blog Entries: 1 | Re: Ballad Of Battle-ranch Lol. And you got he girl, Great job. Still going out with her? I salute you for chugging ranch dressing! 
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| The Munkey Master   Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Northern New York
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| Re: Ballad Of Battle-ranch Good story!!! BTW what ever happened to the "how did you get your name?" thread.... I remember posting on it months ago but have not seen it in ages.... Might be good to frankenstein it and see whats going on!!!
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| Confused and Enraged  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South-east Ireland
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| Re: Ballad Of Battle-ranch Brilliant...funniest story I've heard all week. (Ranch dressing?  )I salute you.
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