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| The Phoenician ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Louisville, KY
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Thought you guys might like a chuckle!
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| [*]8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. LOL so is the pinkey toe great read erus my wife and I enjoyed it
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| Major ![]() Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Oregon
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| Haha, that's great, so true too! Great find.
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| 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't Ftw! Even know The one with the sword Could win if they where good enough.....(Good old fashion Guns 1 shot then 15 min to reload!)
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| The Witchhunter ![]() | Good stuff Erus, made me chuckle!
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Blog Entries: 5 | funny stuff erus, good find.
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| Uh...My pistol shoots 15 times and takes 1 second to reload. God Bless semi-automatic pistols. My shotgun shoots 5 times as fast as I can pull the trigger. I don't need to reload. God Bless the Remington Model 1100.
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God bless the gatling gun! 1000+ rounds a minute, !woot! even an ork with no eyes and no fingers could hit a fly at 1000 yards! ![]() not to say orks are a bad shot or anything ![]()
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| I like my dad's law "if finesse don't work use force, if force don't work get a hammer!". That and "never trust scaffolding built by a brick layer".
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| lmoa ,all good ,thanks for sharing these pearls of wisdom.. ![]() ![]() (now all i gotta do is remember them to use in a conversation) ![]()
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| Thanks for posting those man! I loved them all... very enjoyable.
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