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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #1 (permalink)
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-Murphy's Lesser Known Laws-
  • 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  • 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  • 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog.
  • 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
  • 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
  • 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • 10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Thought you guys might like a chuckle!
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[*]8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


LOL
so is the pinkey toe

great read erus
my wife and I enjoyed it
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Haha, that's great, so true too! Great find.
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I love the 50-50-90!
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Default Re: Murphys Lesser Known Laws

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

Ftw! Even know The one with the sword Could win if they where good enough.....(Good old fashion Guns 1 shot then 15 min to reload!)
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Good stuff Erus, made me chuckle!
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funny stuff erus, good find.
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3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

Ftw! Even know The one with the sword Could win if they where good enough.....(Good old fashion Guns 1 shot then 15 min to reload!)
Uh...My pistol shoots 15 times and takes 1 second to reload. God Bless semi-automatic pistols. My shotgun shoots 5 times as fast as I can pull the trigger. I don't need to reload. God Bless the Remington Model 1100.
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Uh...My pistol shoots 15 times and takes 1 second to reload. God Bless semi-automatic pistols. My shotgun shoots 5 times as fast as I can pull the trigger. I don't need to reload. God Bless the Remington Model 1100.


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even an ork with no eyes and no fingers could hit a fly at 1000 yards!

not to say orks are a bad shot or anything
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Default Re: Murphys Lesser Known Laws

I like my dad's law "if finesse don't work use force, if force don't work get a hammer!".

That and "never trust scaffolding built by a brick layer".
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lmoa ,all good ,thanks for sharing these pearls of wisdom..
(now all i gotta do is remember them to use in a conversation)
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Thanks for posting those man!

I loved them all... very enjoyable.
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