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12-07-2006
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| Lieutenant     Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Candy Cane Forest of LIES!! Or Glasgow.
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Blog Entries: 1  |  Proof girls are EVIL!! EVIIIIL I tell ye! Before you state that I got this off the web, I did not. I created it myself, though I have now discovered that several other people have done the same. As the Chapters DIY states, 'Nothing is original'. Enjoy  We first state that girls cost time & money Girls=Time x Money And, since ‘Time is Money’ Girls=(Money)² We know that ‘Money is the root of all evil’, so… Girls=([Evil])² So, we are forced to conclude that… Girls=Evil. NOTE: [x] is equal to the square root of x. P.S. I now await the severe beating to be given by Stitch.
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12-07-2006
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| Trooper  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virgo Supercluster
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| Ha ha. That one gets me every time. in addition, Girls (x) = money (x) Money (x) does not equal happiness (y) Girls (x) do not equal happiness (y) That then results in x = -y Hence, the inversion of that is -x = y As result, we can conclude we would all be happier without girls.
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical   Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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| gee, i get the impression that i'm being baited here?!! (*quietly plans a fitting revenge on Icarus Athrasuriel for starting this topic!*) but i can turn the tables and simply say that for girls, boys cost 'time' and 'money' so by your own logic, you boys are just as evil as us girls (see, i don't get mad! i just get even )cheers!
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| Extremis Diabolus   Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in the shadows.
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 | You guys are all wacked out... while the equation makes me chuckle, there's another funny math equation similar to that, but you need to know calculus to know what it's doing... I'm not even sure if it's a legitimate equation, but it's funny. On second thought, PM me. I don't want to get censored...
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| well then i would rather consort with evil itself than the other option. oh and stich only the useless ones cost money if you play your cards right.
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12-08-2006
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| The Ruler of Earth  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Good old England!
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| Heh heh heh. That made me laugh. Sorry Stitch, but I have to admit, its the truth. Unfortunately though, I wouldn't know that (poor lonely me).
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Killermoose: perhaps saying the equation is truth is why you're lonely?... perhaps? Judging from Stitch and MSguardsmen, females probably don't like it... just a little advice...
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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for example, unlike the vast majority of women who think that draging their boyfriend/husband out for five hours to look for cloths is a good idea and time well spent, (ya right! hands up you guys, who among you has been forced to live through that nightmare?!!) me, i simply pull the old 'just buy the next size up and try 'em on at home' method of shopping if it doesn't fit, well that's why you keep the reciept so you can take the stuff back and try again!!!15 minute shopping is my favourite kind! in and out and therefore more time for the important things like painting my army and playing in 40k tournaments!lol. (i now await the inevitable proposals of being every gamer's dream?!  )cheers!
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| Male or female, 40k players just need someone who accepts that we play what some consider a very nerdy game (myself included) and that they're going to have to live with that if they want to have a happy relationship. That said, don't ignore your significant other for a game...
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12-08-2006
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| Conscript | actually, the geek community (D&D, games workshop, star wars, etc) is regarded as a cool thing in malta where i live. for such a small palce (the country has less than 400,000 people) the geek community is very prevalent and widespread. most people up till the age of 30 know about either gw and/or D&D and most people regard it as cool, this includes girls who arent really interested in it. theres a respect for it i **** remember from my days living in norwich. and i saw screw tyhe significant other of they dont apprecate what i do. like it or not fantasy and sci-fi are my life, they have been since i was a kid, they will be till the day i die. if someone im going out with doesnt respect or understand that, then theyre not someone i want to be with. call it harsh, but thats the way i think of it - i a girl (or even justa friend) thinks what i do is stupid, i dont need them as friends since this is who i am. luckily i don t have that problem since most people in malta respect or just plain like what im into. rant over |
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12-09-2006
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| Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Candy Cane Forest of LIES!! Or Glasgow.
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Blog Entries: 1 | Strangely, up here in Glasgow you get mixed opinions towards Warhammer/40k etc. 1) There's the geeks, who like it TOO much. 2) There's people like me, who actually have a social life, but play it as a pastime 3) There's people who think it's pretty cool, but dont play it. 4) There's the right arseholes who will take any oppertunity to insult a gamer. 5) Finally, there's the people who have never heard of it. In fact, there's alot of 'neds', if you understand the expression (Scottish chavs etc.) who will play the game, or at least think it's pretty cool. Just because it has fighting in it though, they detest D&D.
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| You guys are probably right, thats why I am lonely. Darn it, why didn't I think of that before? In East Sussex in England where I live no-one's really supportive of 40k. But the GW staff are good. Looks like I'm off to malta!
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12-14-2006
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| Here in charlottesville, Virginia two of the three game stores have closed in the past year, leaving this place infested with those who have never herd of it or are just plain jerks to gamers, video gaming nerds are the prevailing nerds.
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| Filthy, Dirty Radical Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: lost in a blizzard, somewhere near toronto!
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*laughs menically and chases down Icarus Athrasuriel with a chainsaw for starting this topic and revealing the truth about all women!* hmmmm... happy now, or shall i be a bit more violent next time?!! honestly, no hard feelings mate, right?! cheers!
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|  Oh, i love a good rant and as much as i would love to indulge, i cannot think of anything really *****y to say. I tried to take this thread the wrong way but failed. Mathematical equations were never my strong point however I have seen that equation used in relation to the tellytubbies to prove that they are the root of all evil (which is sooo |
